Galileo would have been one of the most based scientists of all time if...

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    He didn't recant his entire work after being convicted of heresy.
     
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    I love giving pleasure to young boys
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Newton was so based he said "fuck bitches, get science"
     
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    figs :drool:
     
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    Where did you read this? Prove it or recant
     
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    http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/galileo/recantation.html
    I, Galileo, son of the late Vincenzo Galilei, Florentine, aged seventy years, arraigned personally before this tribunal, and kneeling before you, Most Eminent and Reverend Lord Cardinals, Inquisitors-General against heretical depravity throughout the entire Christian commonwealth, having before my eyes and touching with my hands, the Holy Gospels, swear that I have always believed, do believe, and by God's help will in* the future believe, all that is held, preached, and taught by the Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. But whereas -- after an injunction had been judicially intimated to me by this Holy Office, to the effect that I must altogether abandon the false opinion that the sun is the center of the world and immovable, and that the earth is not the center of the world, and moves, and that I must not hold, defend, or teach in any way whatsoever, verbally or in writing, the said false doctrine, and after it had been notified to me that the said doctrine was contrary to Holy Scripture -- I wrote and printed a book in which I discuss this new doctrine already condemned, and adduce arguments of great cogency in its favor, without presenting any solution of these, and for this reason I have been pronounced by the Holy Office to be vehemently suspected of heresy, that is to say, of having held and believed that the Sun is the center of the world and immovable, and that the earth is not the center and moves:*
    Therefore, desiring to remove from the minds of your Eminences, and of all faithful Christians, this vehement suspicion, justly conceived against me, with sincere heart and unfeigned faith I abjure, curse, and detest the aforesaid errors and heresies, and generally every other error, heresy,* and sect whatsoever contrary to the said Holy Church, and I swear that in the future I will never again say or assert, verbally or in writing, anything that might furnish occasion for a similar suspicion regarding me; but that should I know any heretic, or person suspected of heresy, I will denounce him to this Holy Office, or to the Inquisitor or Ordinary of the place where I may be. Further, I swear and promise to fulfill and observe in their integrity all penances that have been, or that shall be, imposed upon me by this Holy Office. And, in the event of my contravening, (which God forbid) any of these my promises and oaths, I submit myself to all the pains and penalties imposed and promulgated in the sacred canons and other constitutions, general and particular, against such delinquents. So help me God, and these His Holy Gospels, which I touch with my hands.*

    I, the said Galileo Galilei, have abjured, sworn, promised, and bound myself as above; and in witness of the truth thereof I have with my own hand subscribed the present document of my abjuration, and recited it word for word at Rome, in the Convent of Minerva, this twenty-second day of June, 1633.*

    I, Galileo Galilei, have abjured as above with my own hand.

    [Galileo's Recantation excludes two points included in the original formula for abjuration presented to him by the Cardinals.* These two points, objected to by Galileo, would have had him declare that he was not a good Catholic and that he deceived others in publishing his book.]
     
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    I wouldn't have lasted long in those days.....:worried:
     
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    Do you think Einstein would have written something so beta?
     
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    He took swearing to God to a whole nother level
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Remember when Socrates was arrested for corrupting the youth of Athens and was like "Fuck yeah I have" and then drank that hemlock like it wasn't a big deal?

    Bad ass.
     
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    any pics
     
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    never happened :coffee:
     
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    think that's Socrates
     
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    Galileo, a good Catholic, offered "infinite thanks to God for being so kind as to make me alone the first observer of marvels kept hidden in obscurity for all previous centuries." Galileo began talking about his observations at dinner parties and in public debates in Florence, where he has taken up a new post.
     
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    Right click. Save.
     
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    OG Original Genius
     
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    The point of this thread is that he bitched out and thus moved himself down several spots on the Official Based Scientist Power Rankings