Garage Sale Shoppers Are Kind Of Douchebags

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Judy Garland, Oct 8, 2013.

  1. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    I hosted one last weekend. If you're ever looking for the world's biggest cheapskate magnet, throw one yourself.

    Seriously, this fat Asian guy with pock marked skin showed up and tried to buy two humidifiers for $5. I tried not to scoff at him but laughed my ass off as he drove away in his '99 Hyundai. Yes, they later sold for much more as did everything that the dickheads tried to buy for %90 off.

    The Judy shall not be undervalued. EVER.
     
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    I'd rather throw shit away rather than idiots asking if they can have it for a nickel.
     
  3. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    Yes, only sell your expensive (relatively speaking) stuff and donate the rest for the tax deduction. Much smarter strategy.

    This was my first (and will be my last) garage sale. Ugh. People are fucking gross.
     
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  5. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    I have seen a couple of episodes of that Pawn show and it is truly amazing how people accept those absurdly low offers. Then again, you're an idiot for walking any item into a pawn shop to begin with.