Jon Hein has his cringeworthy moments like his incessant ass kissing of everything Howard does. However, I think one of the most doucechilling things he does is his nickname for Gary where he calls him "Gare." First, nobody else calls him that. Second, when guys start calling each other by a different name other than their first they usually call them by their last name. Finally, it is alright to shorten someones name like call William Will, or Salvatore Sal. What the fuck are you shortening with Gary? I think this all has to do with job security. If Jon develops some strong friendship with Gary, then Gary is likely to fight for the Wrap Up Show if and when Marci Turk ever cancels it. Is it just me or does it bug anyone else when Jon Hein does this?