Garrett "Stinky" Andritz

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ScottBaiosPenis, Jul 30, 2014.

  1. ScottBaiosPenis

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    I know you read these forums....out yourself
     
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    I'm Stinky!
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    You're gonna have to wait....
    this is the time of day he eats his daily 2 pounds of mussells to maintain his flem levels.
     
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    funny story...
    I once sold Garret Andritz a tincture to apply to his chub rub...he is stinky
     
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    He's smokin' weed under the stairwell
     
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    He's taking his dog to the dog park
     
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    He's going to the bodega to buy Antico Molino Napoli Antimo Caputo 00 flour, but first he has to find a pair of cargo shorts from the pile of clothes on the floor that his lazy unemployed girlfriend can't be bothered to wash.
     
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    Is this a call out thread?? :bigthink
     
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    He's ordering a falalfel from the vendor on the corner with extra Tahinini sauce--it gives his mucusy voice more gravitas
     
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    Not a call out thread....a cargo shorts thread

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    Howard related
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    Garret is Gorilla Coffee in Park Slope trying to score Phish tickets...his home wi-fi connection is spotty...shit he left his keys in his other cargo shorts, now he is locked out because his gf left to do her part time shift at the World Trade Center Museum gift shop
     
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    Now Garrett is waiting out his gf at an oil olive tasting bar
     
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    Now he is at American Apparel, wondering if he should move on from cargo shorts to shiny sun shorts?
     
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    He should be manning the board on the Jay Thomas show....
     
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    We really don't care about your lack of hygiene!
     
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    this was before cargo shorts
     
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    he's having a drink at the bar under his apartment

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    Garrett push out Cristina. Please!