***gary "Heat Seaker" pagetwo's Hot Sauce Reviews W/ PICS***

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Starting with Sriracha, this Asian hot sauce is very hard to find around these parts, but has become a best seller in America.

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    A spoon full, which I slosh around in my mouth for around 5 seconds before swallowing.
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    Initial reaction: Thick consistency, and very Asian tasting. Not very hot in the mouth, but the heat hits your throat once you swallow.

    Verdict: It's ok. Not especially hot, but just right for what it's meant to be. Flavor is so-so. Maybe it takes time getting used to, but for now, I give it 4 out of 6 flaming Dawg heads.
     
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    pep nips in the house
     
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    GP2. The answer to the question nobody asked.
     
  5. garypagetwo

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    Next, we take a look at Buffalo Tabasco Sauce.

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    A spoon full, which I slosh around in my mouth for around 5 seconds before swallowing (garypagetwo style)
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    Initial Reaction: Very runny consistency. Tiny bit of heat on the mouth, but hits your throat more once you swallow.

    Verdict: It's not bad, but it's not good either. Feels like a gimmick, and the flavor is sort of weird. Could be a bit hotter, also. 3 out of 6​ flaming Dawg heads.
     
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    do you add hot sauce to the dog loads you swallow?
     
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    It figures that you'd go for the cock sauce.
     
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    Is that your masturbation towel on the couch?
     
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    Are you seriously reviewing Sriracha and Tabasco sauce? Something that every one of us has fucking had a thousand times?

    Hey for your next review you should do milk.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    it's my first time having either, and milk isn't a hot sauce, fucking retard.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Thanx for the 5 star rating, guys :cool:
     
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    Gary, you didn't answer my question. Stop being so fucking rude. Is that your jerk-rag?
     
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    Please do ketchup next!
     
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    What brand is the guitar in the background Gary? Schecter?
     
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    I think the sriracha is very tasty -- high on the taste scale for a hot sauce. Are you going to do others? I recommend Cholula for a review. I'm intersted in your thoughts
     
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    Wasabi next?
     
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    Hey guys I'm reviewing oxygen tonight
     
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    heinz 57
     
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    Gary, please eat a leafblower and 4 nuns.
     
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