Stern Show Gary: Howard is like an anoexric yet he eats healthy, like a normal person

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Just heard this one on the WUS.

    Then John chimes in "Howard isnt anoexric by any means. He certainly isn't fat. He just knows how to stay skinny"


    There is nothing normal about Howard's eating habits or the way he looks.
    Thats why he is alway in long sleeve clothing covering himself up in the start of summer.
     
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    Howard is 6'4 yet has an on air meltdown about eating a portion of spaghetti with eggplant parm
     
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    Anyone who thinks about his and his staff's weight as much as he does is anorexia that fashion week hasn't even seen.

    He certainly knows how to keep his staff staying fat - that's for sure. I honeschtly wouldn't be surprised if the staff had it Iron clad in their contracts -- "NO EYE CONTACT, AND MUST REMAIN FATTER AND BALDER THAN HOWARD STERN AT ALL TIMES WHILE EMPLOYED AT SIRIUSXM AND 112 PRODUCTIONS!"
     
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    "Hold the breading, hold the cheese and hold the sauce"
     
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    he's 62 s, his parents seem in very good health, he's going to live well into his 90's, he must be doing something right
     
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    the kimmel guy fasts two days a week
    I reckon by the Hollywood notion of normal howard has very normal eating habits

    i'm not sure most of us have normal eating habits
    this is a country eating itself to death at a scary rate--maybe we'd all be better off if a portion of almonds
    now and again was viewed as an appropriate snack
     
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    The Atkins diet is the dumbest thing ever. Big recipe for getting a stroke
     
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    He rips JD for eating McDonald's. JD lives and works in New York McDonald's is just about all he can afford. Sorry he can't order take out from Jean George
     
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    Some of those ridiculous one meal bills on that pretentious anorexic bird food is just about what I spent in a whole year on food when I lived in NYC. Possibly even now???

    It's like burning $100 bills to me. Knowing Plughead - it's gotta be a 112 Productions write off under "show research".
     
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    I still say, it's hard to be fug!!!

    He knows he's fug and so focuses on things he can control about his looks.

    (His self-deprivation in the midst of abundance is interesting, however. Dude can literally eat what and whenever he wants, and he's over there with his cup of hot water and portion of aaaamunds. :c )
     
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    Let alone he probably makes sure to not eat around them as well, and keeps tabs on what the staff is eating.
     
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    I have a friend who is 6'3, he stays at around 185, eating is the last thing on his mind, he's healthy and normal
     
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    The eggplant parm pasta from a high end restaurant in Manhattan is conervatively $80


    The prices in Manhattan for food are beyond parody. Happy hour doesn't even exist anymore $5 bud light drafts pass for happy hour in midtown now.
     
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    It's the food's fault. Howard is the victim here.
     
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    You can't be serious. This place spends day after day fixated on Beth's clavicles, hands, feet, head---all things she can't change
     
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    Yes John & Gary, it's perfectly normal for someone to eat exactly the same thing for lunch every day of the week (to the point where you poison yourself from eating so much salmon).
     
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    In Howard's defense, back in the 80's I heard the Red Sox Wade Boggs ate chicken in some form or fashion
    for every meal. Never found out if it was true or not.

    Maybe some Sox fans can clear that up.
     
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    I make my penis grow long and hard just by thinking about it

    why can't beth try some of these positive visualization techniques that i employ
     
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    one day Howard was beating himself up for being hungry at night and eating an apple. He is most definitely an anorexic. As is Beth. They said the last time that Beth was on the show that all they do is sit around and talk about how fat they are.
     
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