Gary: "I already have 3 more contests lined up for Tan Mom."

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  1. Phantom Lord

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    Gary made sure to mention today that they have plenty more Tan Mom appearances coming our way:facepalm:

    What I would love somebody to one day ask Howard or Gary is this. Fred gets the emails the day after a guest is on. Fred will even say if the listeners were split 50/50 on whether they liked a particular guest. If 99% of the emails say they hate a guest then why have them back? I'm being generous by saying 1% may actually like Tan Mom.

    A better example is Bobo. I would love to ask Fred if he has ever gotten an e-mail saying, "tell Howard to pick up on Bobo more often...Bobo is a great caller...loved the Bobo call yesterday." If the entire audience hates a particular caller or guest why continue to go back to them?

    Stern might gain a sliver of respect back if he were honest and said, "Bobo kisses my ass and praises me so I pick up on him. Tan Mom is local and easy to book and we are struggling to get big names becasue we are off on Thursday and Friday."

    Unfortunately that will never happen.
     
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    I assume this is a farcical post.
     
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    I'm so sunburned out on tan mom.
     
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    Tan mom is radio melanoma.
     
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    damn, the jokes in here suck balls
     
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    Tan Mom is safe in comparison to all the old wack pack guests.

    Howie doesn't want good. He wants safe.

    That's why you get Tan Mom.
     
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    I sometimes thinks he is OCD'ing on her for some reason...he does this with guests. Like he is afraid Beth will turn into her if he does not have her on or something. He has always had these obsessions with people who are radio death.
     
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    "Hi chuk, Al Michaels here. That was a completely farcical post. Lest anyone think it was real. He said something indicative of a certain radio personality who used to be funny, but traded it all for a show whorse and political correctness. That was not a real post."
     
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    I think you're barking up the wrong tree w this. She's hardly "safe". But she IS cheap and easy. And THATS why we get Tan Mom.

    I heard about 5 mins of that abortion the other day. Ponderous she gets any airtime.
    Not fun, funny, or entertaining.
     
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    Oops. Double post
     
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    Welcome to the Revolution.
     
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    Well Booey has said several times THSS is not about comedy anymore. BTW, what do you do for living? :c
     
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    I love how Gary acts like it's such a big "get" when Tan Mom comes on. Even her 1st appearance on the show was long after her 15 minutes of fame had expired. Do you ever hear anything about her except on the Stern Show? It's just like all their bits - they pretend it was a big success the first time around and keep repeating it because they're too lazy and untalented to come up with something new.
     
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    I'd rather listen to the belcher guy's ring tone over and over and over.


    :belch: :belch: :belch:
     
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  16. Rob0729

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    I don't get their fascination with Tan Mom. Even the sheep over on SFN hate her.
     
  17. chuk

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    She calls to come in.
     
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    she's been on more than once!?
     
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    Nothing fun or funny about tan mom. The show is going to rely on this bit for years
     
  20. Lester

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    The new flow of the show with guest is repeat, repeat, repeat. Way to go Cruise control Dell Abate.