Gary "I'm sorry I have the log for the bathroom"

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    gary's face really does look like a monkeys...I just noticed..like a baboons kind of.
    omg what a way to go thru life, no wonder he repeats howard and laps his balls..
    what else could he do except hold a cup for an organ grinder? :)
     
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    Gary is the highest paid shitter watcher in the world, good for the monkey.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    It's unbelievable that records are kept of the exact time someone on staff goes to the bathroom. And how long they were in there. Talk about Big Brother watching. So now Howard wants to control everyone's bowel movements. Sheesh. What an awful boss Howard is. And here he was pontificating on how horrible Imus treats his employees!
    So under Howard's tyrannical iron fist, employees are constantly being monitored, they can't close their office doors, they can't take a poop and they can't look at his highness when he's in the hallway. And Howard thinks he's a great boss to work for!? :facepalm:
     
  5. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    They've done this bathroom bit before....snoooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee. If there is any truth to it, I wouldn't shit in the main bathroom with no fan either. You're not at home and nobody wants to smell your shit.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I have a log for the bathroom damn near every day!
     
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    the odd thing is, he didn't use to look like one all the years they mocked him. but now he shaves his facial hair to actually look like a monkey. he's lucky jackie is not there
     
  8. DogStar69

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    It doesn't show how long someone was in there, it just shows when the next person went in and swiped the card. They know someone was only in for 2 or 3 minutes only because someone else went in within that time. That's what I gathered from the system they use and the conversation.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Oh. Thanks for the clarification. I listen to the show while I work, and I admit, I don't pay total attention to everything that's being said.
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    you forgot the shitty pay, or working for plugs...
     
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    i really feel sorry for Mary..She has to sleep with the disgusting ape...How does she not barf when the monkey is humping her????
     
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    I think it also records when the door was re opened from the inside so they know how long someone was in there.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    It might, but I think it just records the swipe.
     
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    He's evolved. It is what it is!
     
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    If it doesn't, they need to put a card reader on the inside so you have to swipe it to get out. And I think they should post the logs on the website.
     
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    Mary still fucks that ape?!
     
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    You nailed it Tele....it's just another lame bit that they're revisiting because they can't come up with anything new. Did anyone actually laugh at any of it?
     
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    THAT was the ONLY Funny thing about this "re-tread" bit :rolleye: ....that was hilarious!

    I started a "shit thread" in the wrong forum topic this morning :facepalm: ...asking WHY ??
    WHY are these morons STILL taking a shit in Howard's private bathroom?? :shit:
    rather WHY are we re-visiting this shit again?? it's the SAME OLD TIRED bits over and over....(I guess for Howard's NEW younger dumber fanbase???)

    I almost puked hearing that fatso Jason discussing his disgusting sweaty fat ass ...that his wife has to lysol the seat and dry it off when he' s done taking a shit?? ...he reads the paper on the toilet?? that's what "old men do"...what a disgusting asshole :shit:...and WHY are we being TORTURED listening to these bits with JASON every fucking day???

    They did this bit months ago ....."Lisa G takes shits at work" :rolleye:
    Gee whiz Howard....can't your writers write some NEW MATERIAL???????

    btw....here's an old trick my GRANDFATHER ....all my ELDERLY Italian UNCLES and my disgusting Father used to do when they took a dump in the "powder room"..they LIT A MATCH! and the stink went away :shit: it works! ;)
    MAYBE Tracy can spend a few bucks and buy some air freshner or insense!
    or Howard could spend a few bucks and install a FAN!!!

    PLEASE for the love of God....NO MORE SHIT :shit: SHOW on the STERN SHOW!

    thank you
    peace & love
     
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    the crapper "bit" is exactly that.....crap.....nice twist including scott though, didn't see that one coming......up 5th in a cab......ugh.....please die howard....
     
  20. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    That's not even Howard's private bathroom, he has one in studio, this is the one near the show offices. I didn't get the bit, it wasn't funny it wasn't fun.