Gary is a delusional idiot

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  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    From today's WUS -- "if Oprah were on the show, right, and I went and told Oprah a heartfelt story and I cried and she cried for me, I would think that, every woman in the world -- I could use that to get laid"

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  2. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Pity fuck = no such thing

    Gary was even uglier when he was young, for the life of me I can't figure out how he pulled chicks regularly. He talks really fast and is a total airhead and all I can think is that the dumb Long Island chicks were right on that wavelength, that's my cloudy theory
     
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    Nearly everything that comes out if his mouth is cringe-worthy....he has 0 self-awareness
     
  4. pontius pilot

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    allegedly.
     
  5. markluke

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    dumb and no doubt homely and/or fat. Pulling chicks isn't too hard if you're willing to settle for a Lawn Guyland three instead of a noine.
     
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    He's completely repulsive in every possible way. Always was; always will be. :beer:
     
  8. crazycreep

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    did you always see the doucheyness? I gotta say I just started noticing it the past couple years and every piece of old tape I see/hear it's definitely there but I missed it while it was happening esp. The elitist/ know it all bs
     
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    Exactly. The entire porn industry is built around the sick shit women will do for coke...or any variety of party drugs.
     
  10. Lou Cypher

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    Always. He used to be just plain stupid. Now he's rich, smug and stupid.
     
  11. Nick Manning

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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    You won me over with the thread title. Was no need for anything else. Gary is almost as delusional as Howard and half as delusional as Robin.
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Spoken like a man who has never in his life gotten laid except by a show groupie.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    this
     
  15. markluke

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    More like this enterprising young man...

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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    I remember seeing a picture back in the 80's. He was wearing a pair of shorts and those legs were the hairiest, ugliest pair of legs I'd ever seen. Next memory (around the same time) is Gary wiping his ugly baboon face with the front of his shirt...exposing his grotesque, hair-matted stomach. Those two images literally made me sick. He is easily one of the most unattractive beasts I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

    He also looks like he smells.
     
  17. Quite Frankly

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    Yeah, no listen- he got a bunch of chicks pre-Stern- what do you do for a living?
     
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    "he pulled chicks regularly"? According to who; Gary and Howard? Those 2 never :shit:
     
  19. Lou Skunt

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    Look at dopey bastard. Who in their right mind would hire that ugly fuck?
     
  20. Quite Frankly

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    Not very many, but he made reference to various exploits/casual sex starting in high school...how old was he when he made the infamous tape?