Gary loves keeping people out of birthday show!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    The guy who has shamelessly taken every freebie that's come his way and more for the last 30 years really seems to get hard anytime he talks about keeping someone away or controlling the tickets to the birthday show
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    It's all part of the plan. Make it feel exclusive so more people will want to be there.
     
  3. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    If they're talking about having to exclude people, it probably means interest is low.

    Imagine Howard not being able to fill a small venue.
     
  4. IHateHoward2

    IHateHoward2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Holy Fuck. You poor souls who still listen deserve a medal.

    You have 79 days of this left...

    ...but who's counting :c
     
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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Anything to make himself feel important.
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Gary: Lucas, you should be proud of dad, he controls the tickets to the greatest event ever produced

    Lucas: Yo, you be in charge of Jay-Z's tour?

    Gary: No the Howard Stern birthday show, it's very exclusive

    Lucas: Don't be telling my homeboys about that shit, they always be calling me a fag when you mention that old queen

    Gary: Well that's great son, fags are God's gift to the world

    Lucas: I'm out pops, Chad and I be going to his digs and pretend to be nigga's, we gonna wear our pants low, crucify the English language and watch YouTube's of real nigga's causing the mayhem. Tell that ho in the kitchen that I be wanting the white meat from that chicken she be fixing.

    Gary: Ok son, but remember we are colorblind liberals in this house

    Lucas: Shit, that be the schvoogie buzzer, Jamaal must be here, later pops
     
  7. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Well, for a man of that age he should use whatever natural means he can to achieve an erection and feel proud of it- let's not pick on him.
     
  8. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I would lick shit off the pavement than go to a birthday show to see Natalie Maines and David Arquette.
     
  9. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    If it's any consolation, that should only be about a dozen shows.