Stern Show Gary on blowjobs: 80% are bad.

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  1. Snort

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    This was on the ten years of satellite special during the Sal 143 friend.

    Wtf is he talking about? I've never gotten a 'bad' blowjob. Shit all a chick needs to do is open her mouth , close it firmly around my cock and I could do the rest if I had to.

    Maybe it's me or I've been blessed with women who know what to do.... but I can't imagine a bj being bad. Maybe teeth? Or maybe Gary and Howard are faegs.

    Have you ever had a bad blowjob? If so, why was it bad?
     
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    I have, a very long time ago. She didn't know what she was doing and she actually caused abrasions on my penis from her teeth. Plus she would only put the head in and only a little of the rest. Plus no eye contact. I need the eye contact lol
     
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    I've never had a bad blowjob, but I've also never came from a BJ. I think I jerked off too much over the years so I need a lot of pressure and friction to cum.
     
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    Teeth on your cock are bad. Gary knows alot about teeth. Gary knows about bad blowjobs then
     
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    like bad pizza...relative to great pizza it can be bad....relative to no pizza it's awesome.
     
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    That I've done, but only a couple times because they asked me to
     
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    I guess the guys giving him chocolates weren't very good at it.
     
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    Howard was saying how he doesn't like blow jobs (He admitted that Beth will no longer blow him). Gary chimed in to support his Boff. Gary is an incredible ass kisser that he'll make a ridiculous claim like that because he thinks it'll make Howard like him.
     
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    Characteristics Of A Bad Blow Job

    - toothy
    - lazy/lack of effort
    - death grip around the dick cause they scared of cum
    - only the head going in and out of the mouth
    - constantly saying "are you gonna cum yet?"
     
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    I've never had one that I didn't enjoy

    I can cum much easier by a blow job than by vaginal intercourse
    like a lot fucking easier--like 30 seconds and it's over
     
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    I'll pass on the eye contact. Concentrate dang it, concentrate!
     
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    ah the good 'ol inexperienced scraping. I've had one or two of those myself way back.
     
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    It can be bad if a bitch got a retainer in.
     
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    Really?

    I have gotten blowjobs from nearly every girl I have boned (close to 50, but a large amount of those were Asian broads so its not like I'm a player) and I can count on one hand the girls that have been any good at it.

    And by good, I mean being able to make me cum doing it.
     
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    id like a "bad" blowjob right now
     
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    Ladies need to learn to worship that cock. Suck on it like its the thing that gives you life...
     
  20. Snort

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    Technically, it is the tjing that gives you life :jj: