Gary The Retards mother is dead

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Who will be the first staff member to pitch the idea of flying him in for his birthday party and tormenting him with his dead mother's ghost?
     
  2. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sounds like a good bit.
     
  3. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's why it will never happen
     
  4. Rufus

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    R.I.P. retarded mom.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Will Howard send flowers? Pay for the funeral?
     
  6. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    That depends. Can Howard TV film it?
     
  7. Night Ape

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    I don't know, but if they actually did that I might start listening again.
     
  8. MorningSong13

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    He was going to but Beth twisted her ankle.
     
  9. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Gary is a great guy and wackpacker.
    Have a little sympathy.
     
  10. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Poor Gary. That sucks.
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Have Howard TV film Gary getting the funeral arrangements together, writing the obit, picking out the urn/casket...etc.
     
  12. Robert Higgins

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  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I thought Mrs. Dell'abate died years ago.
     
  14. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    True......Here's proof from today's physical therapy session:

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    R.I.P. Mrs. Tard :(
     
  15. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    With the loss of HTV there is no money in the budget for this.
     
  16. Skyway

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    I agree.
     
  17. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    This.

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  18. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one more shocked she was still alive ?
     
  19. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    no. i don't remember him ever talking about her. i just always assumed he had no close family around.

    i've always liked gary and feel bad for him. RIP mother the retard.
     
  20. FCCstandards

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    This sucks, poor guy.