Stern Show Gary The Retard's Powerball Numbers.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by fixer, Jan 8, 2016.

  1. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    To protect Gary, I’m withholding two of the numbers: *-38-69-57-43-* Powerball:15
    Rules:
    Gary the Retard is eligible for 60% of the ticket (after Taxes) purchased on January 8, 2016 at 9:24 am for Powerball Drawing on 1/9/16.
    Gary the Retard must purchase a home in New York City’s Millennium Tower, Palm Beach, FL and/or Hamptons, NY.
    Gary the Retard must host a bi-annual Wackpack reunion at one of the aforementioned properties during one of Howard Stern’s posted vacations.
    Gary the Retard must send daily invites for dinner to Howard and Beth Stern from the beginning of the Summer Solstice to the end of the Summer Solstice.
    Gary the Retard must attend all Summer Hampton parties hosted by Hamptons Magazine.
    Gary the Retard must attend all North Shore Animal League Gala Events.
    Gary the Retard must adopt a cats that is personally delivered by Beth Stern. (Must have Photographs as Proof)
    All prizes are void if Gary the Retard seeks, or has legal representation.
    All prizes are void if Gary the Retard files a lawsuit against fixer.
    Prizes paid out in yearly installments. Yearly payments are terminated once Gary the Retard dies.
    In the event that Gary the Retard dies during the next 5 years, Gary Puppet can assume all prizes and duties of Gary the Retard.
    Good Luck GARY. Hope you are the big winner.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    What the fuck is this stupid shit
     
  3. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Holy fuck, what the hell is that crap? Are we in the vortex?
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Shoe Shoe Retarded OP
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    All that work for no lols :nojj:
     
  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Still better than any wrestling weirdo post.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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  9. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Or the food posting fags..
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Fuck you DuckDong you cunt
     
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  12. DinnerSocks

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    Gunky used to brag..."Everything I ever pitched to Hollywood was bought, Robin". That post would make a way better movie than any of those harrible shit projects in the works he used to drone on about. Piss on "Howard Stern the High School Years", give me "You, Me, and Gary...the Retard". LOL