Gary to Howard: "You're emaciated!"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 30, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "Get out of here Gary. I am not. I'm thin. Youre just a jealous fuck."
    "I'm at the perfect weight. My hips were getting too wide and my clothes werent fitting. New they fit perfect and i look good."


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  2. 1Vegasgirl

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    Add all that to that list of what real men would never say.
     
  3. Walrus

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    are those skinny jeans?
     
  4. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    tell 'em fred.
     
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    "My hips were getting too wide". I've never heard a man say that.
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    he looks like a cancer patient in a wig
     
  7. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I havn't either, but then again, I've never actually seen a man's hips get wider like Howard's has. He now has child bearing hips!
     
  8. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    wow I am glad Gary said something... of course Howard will never believe it. Do you think Howard has a yearly doctor's checkup? I am sure if he got a blood test they would find him deficient of lots of vitamins and minerals like iron, B12, etc.
     
  9. Estocada

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    What an odd man. It's a rejection of anything testosterone.
     
  10. MutteringJohn

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    Anorexic cunt!
     
  11. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    What's with being "thin"? There are men with thinner frames but have some muscle density, he just looks like a smaller version of his inner fat self.
     
  12. Wigward Hairhat

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    Potential Halloween costume for Howard.
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    Best of all he can give his hair the night off.
     
  13. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    In truth, the two clips I have seen of Howard panting and barely able to remain alert -- one in a boat on an AGT promo and one walking off the AGT stage after dancing lead me to believe he is somewhat ill. His cachexia (generalized wasting) supports this.
     
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    wow, when did that conversation take place??????
     
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    "There is nothing sadder than an aging hipster."

    Howard's a tortured man, everyone who listened knows this, it's why he was such an electrifying personality. The neuroses built and destroyed this guy. And just as he went anal having to point out flaws in ordinary women he judges himself like a piece of meat too. He's not healthy, a successful person who gets pissy over mean Twitter comments sent in by random strangers isn't thinking straight. He's got the same mindset as teen girls who kill themselves over cyber bullying.

    If Howard hadn't hit the jackpot, was blackballed by the industry he would have killed himself years ago. He'll either die of some illness or eventually Beth O will convince him to take some medication that will keep him doped up. It's pathetic, it's Howard Stern.
     
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    The thinner he gets the older he looks.
     
  17. rm7b

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    Howard isn't emaciated....he's "maciated"
     
  18. jgard

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    He can diet/starve himself all he wants but he won't be where he wants with his physique until he changes up his workouts and routine; that trainer Pat of his just knows how to string him along and appease him while not increasing the workouts, which is why he doesn't really have much definition or barely a core
     
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    He can't believe he am who he am,
     
  20. PI Nate

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    "My hips were getting too wide."

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