Gary uses his kids for a condom commercial.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by UncaDollas, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What a sell out, no class move.
     
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    He learned from the best.
     
  3. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I gave my son condoms I used on his mother.......jeeze thanks Dad....
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Well, even though the topic was discussed during an ad for condoms, it's still a conversation all parents should have with their sons and not just once they go off to college. It should be had much earlier, like 15 or 16 or whenever the parent suspects their child might be sexually active.

    I think condoms and birth control (including the morning after pill) should be in vending machines, at newspaper stands and even in public restrooms.

    Hell, it should rain condoms!
     
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    Howard was the one that crowbarred Gary's kid into his condom commercial. Gary did go along with it though.
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Very true..I actually married my high school sweetheart (didn't get married until our mid 20's) I will never forget the speech my dad gave when he thought I was nailing her

    "son, women are like buses a new one comes along every 10 minutes, you don't wanna be stuck with that bitch just because you knock her up so keep it wrapped"

    it worked well
     
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    :up:
     
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    How about this: all girls & boys should be sterilized at birth, you have to request a reversal if you want kids. And pass a test. That's my latest idea ...
     
  10. Bye You!

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    not a bad idea in theory. if one more person pats themselves on the back for raising their grandkids, i'm going to scream "why didn't you raise your daughter?"
     
  11. ohmicah

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    I'm guessing Gary doesn't use a rubber when he's engaged in ATM with the mother of his children.
     
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    Your dad was a very smart man. My dad gave me the same speech. Grandfather told me to mary a fat girl that knows how to cook and treat her like a queen and you will die happy. He died fat and happy from heart disease so it's hard to argue with success.
     
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    [video=youtube;Qh9ZZgDqzAg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg[/video]
     
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    Why the fuck does Gary fuck his wife with a condom? What is wrong with him (and Howard)?

    They have to be mentally ill.

    BTW fuck condoms. I get tested and show the girl the test and fuck her without a condom.
     
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    jjust curious, how do you prevent pregnancy?
     
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    That is actually a pretty good idea, you had better patent it quick before Howard takes the credit.
     
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    Is it possible for a monkey to get a human pregnant.
     
  18. BobSacamano

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    Booey uses condoms because Boss uses them. Whatever Boss does or says, Monkey boy agrees and does the same.
     
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    Salle Foo should have used a condom about 50 years ago and spared us all from a world with this retarded Horse Toothed Jack Ass.
     
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    ...and contracting an STD from her. :facepalm: