Gary you are a moron

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Once again he proves himself to be dumb as a rock. When Howard suggests Richard not drink for a month to watch Metallica. Gary pipes up "I'd breathalize him everyday!"
    Gary you dope, how many days a week are you with Richard these days?
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    And I don't think that drinking at 6am is the issue...
     
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    lucasdb New Member Banned User

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    after this week, they are together at least 4 per weeks
    Will/Jason with 5
     
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    No drinking for a month. Radio hilarity, I'm sure.
     
  5. FCCstandards

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    That's the other thing about it, it's not like he's showing up at work drunk.
     
  6. Bethstampon

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    Here's an idea, Howard, you goonish unfunny ass...how about your c*nt idiot WIFE doesn't drink for a month?
     
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    its pumpkin beer season. just sayin
     
  8. trampoline

    trampoline Active Member

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    Gary has the most fucked up logic i have ever heard.. here is an example

    Caller: "hey gary,,,, you guys did a great job at covering up Robin's absence.... it sounded like she was like the was in the studio. (non argumentative)


    Gary: uharuharr,,,,yea,,,no we didn't in fact cover it up ......howard and i talked and we figured it would move the show on if we didn't discuss it.....i mean...listen.....we didn't feel that it would be necessary to discuss it EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY"......

    wtf...every minute of every day????wtf.....Gary constantly makes these extreme statements in conversations/arguments to make points and it drives me crazy!!! also the way gary "eats his sentences" like madden pisses me off...he starts of every sentence with ARARARARHHHHHHH
     
  9. killallposers

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    true, but a) he'll still be able to drink his pumpkin beer for halloween and b) it's still not in any way funny or entertaining. well, i guess maybe it will be radio gold when richard comes in and says he went out the night before and it sucked cause everyone else was drinking and he couldn't. howard, fred and robin will all laugh at him. it'll be evolved comedy at it's best.
     
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    Howard calls him an alcoholic for having a few beers during the week and getting drunk on the weekends. I would love to go bar hopping with Richard. Some of my buddies and I were going to see if we could hire Richard to come up and party with us at our yearly pigroast with local heavy metal bands.

    Everyone I know is a alcoholic I guess...

    Also, isn't Beth one too with her wine every night? Is his lashing at Richard and Jasons vices aimed at Beefus?

    Also I don't believe Jason ever quit pot. That was just a setup to get him away from the stoner label because he said too much on BOR.
     
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    i said it many times before and i'll say many times again, gary is a fucking moron. he lacks in wit, logic, common sense, the ability to learn. the IQ tests were bullshit. at the very least, booey score was. of course howard and robin aren't going to take one. they dodge any proof of reality. but fred was a MAJOR pussy for not taking it.
     
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    Anyone who videotapes himself in a one sided conversation with himself pining for some mousy ex-girlfriend is a moron. Why not pick up the phone and talk to her directly?
     
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    Exactly. It's a great part of the year TO drink.

    I dry out at least once a year for a sustained period and that time period is ALWAYS January to February and maybe around August to September.

    Not drinking in October is ridiculous. Especially if you're a fan of pumpkin beer.
     
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    Remeber when the Stern show was good and had that fantastic Vegas Trip when Artie got obliterated for all of our entertainment.

    Or the roast where the whole studio came in at night to get wasted and Richard put on a show.


    Now the evolved Howard's idea of a fun and entertaining spectacle is to challenge Richard not to drink for a month.
     
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    Aren't you looking foward to Richards hilarious escapades that are sure to result from this challange?

    Hey Howard, I went to a bar to watch the chiefs game and I didn't drink at all. It was boring being at a bar and not drinking so i just went back home

    radio gold
     
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    Richard has 14 cases of pumpkin beer! fck Metallica!!
     
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    ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
     
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    Sorry content, especially as they have done so few shows during the last month. Sounds like unfunny but easy filler - now that Tim's gone, they can't create another who shit the bathroom story line.
     
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    Howard is a Puritanical bore who, preaches abstinence in all things, except cock
     
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