GaryPageTwo claims to be my friend

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Yet he makes creepy songs about me being Gay. He harasses me with nonsense via the private message system. He stalks my posts correcting my grammar mistakes.

    With a friend like him who needs enemies?
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    do you consider him a friend?
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I hate it when he disrespects you...it's like he's kicking the entire site in our e-balls and e-twats.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yet,
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Are you going to fly him out to Texas to hangout with you like you did for BM? Ticket from Norway could be pricey.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I would have to take him to bloomies and such. No thanks.
     
  7. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Hes your groupie bro
     
  8. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    A mark if you will
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he doesn't even have lingonberry preserves in his cupboard dawg. he's not even norsqweeg.
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    am I your friend dawg?
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I love Moike.
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    It's Dawwwwg, it's Dawwwwg
    It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
    It's Dawwwwg, it's Dawwwwg
    It's better than bad, it's good
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    sorry I snored the other nite dawg
     
  14. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    He's a whack job with too much time on his hands.
     
  15. Sweaty Grapes

    Sweaty Grapes New Member

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    He is a funny little fucker.
     
  16. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    yeah it would a totally bad idea, he'd probably whine the entire time he was there.
     
  17. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    sounds like 90% of the folks here

    certainly describes me
     
  18. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You a whack job? bub
     
  19. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'll bet he's got restraining orders.
     
  20. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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