****Garypagetwo date update thread***

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Hi Gary. We're all very excited for your date with the hot nerd from the Norwegian dating site. :woot:

    It should be any day now. When, exactly?

    Have you picked out your best jingly bracelets?

    Are you going to tell her about Chriza?

    :munch:
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he'd also appreciate dating tips from smooth brothers who can cold chill.
     
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    nfbuckeye Total Coverage Gold

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    :gary::emperor:

    Pretend Norwegian suffering.
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    There is pain here. It runs deep.:emperor:
     
  5. Napoleon V2

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    you gonna get her some tulips?
     
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    Would she prefer roses on the piano or tulips on your organ? :backlol:
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Nice try orange man but the date is next friday.
     
  9. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Any profile pics of your date?
     
  10. sstressed

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    be sure to masterbate just before the date. this way you'll be less tense.
     
  11. mike25

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    just spent the last 5 minutes trying to find that line in "there's something about mary". :nocheer:
     
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    He's jealous bro. Happy to hear you're making moves! :)
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Nice try what? I can't wait! Good luck, bro!
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    That's not very nice. Gary says that he's been too nervous to masturbate lately. You know.
     
  15. nfbuckeye

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    When's this pretend date going down? Wanna watch for the binging thread. :coffee:
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Six hot days from today, and then Gary comes one step closer to his first (non-canine) intercourse in years.