Garypagetwo has dates on Monday and Tuesday!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Aug 4, 2013.

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What will happen with Gary's dates?

  1. Neither one will happen, for lame reasons.

    12.0%
  2. He'll go on one and the other one won't happen.

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  3. He'll go on both, be charming, and get mad pussy.

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  4. After the first one, he'll be so miserable and ashamed that he'll only love pizza.

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  5. Gary's real but neither date is.

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  6. Gary's a fictional E-persona. He's NOT REAL.

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  7. Dog rape. Jail. Crying.

    32.0%
  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    What will happen on his dates? Make a prediction. Poll to follow..............!
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Binging, crying, dog fucking, posting on dawgs.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    That was an easy vote. Why'd you make so many choices before listing the correct one?
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    2 for 2
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday This is me Gold

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  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Want to bet? If you're right, I'll get my left hand amputated. If I win, you get your cock inverted.
     
  9. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    my guess, 3some on wednesday.
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I got 2k vcash that says he has a threesome & eats 5 Oreo McFlurrys
     
  11. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    Love the choices
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Inverted as in tucked into his pelvis or just turned inside out?
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    yeah my bet depends on this
     
  14. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Following Our Will And Wind Gold

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  15. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Just shove that motherfucker all the way up inside forevs.
     
  16. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh shit, two dates my dude? Congratulations. I can't see the poll on my phone but why don't you smash both. Kill it bro.
     
  17. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Some strange pee time from then out.
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    This is GP2 we're talking about. You know he's gonna fuck up both dates, if he even goes on them!!!
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I won't be having sex with either of them on the first date.
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    No shit, Sherlock!!!!