A message from the editor: The following is a conspiracy theory that lacks solid evidence, and is purely an educated estimate of the truth based on facts and witness reports. I am in no way accusing Dawg, or anyone else mentioned in this piece, of any wrong doing...If you have any information that could help solidify what is here, please do not hesitate to message me privately. You can also contact the news team correspondent @Slow. ~garypagetwo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember the movie "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? The movie itself is, of course, fiction, but some people say it's based off a manic murderer named Ed Gein. However, it got me thinking...Texas. Who else do I know who's from Texas? And why does the chainsaw guy always look so brown? Could he be mexican? "I know a Mexican who lives in Texas" And yes, I know, it doesn't make any sense, and this is just crazy, but I'm just going to put it all out there and start giving the details behind this conspiracy theory that could turn the whole site on its head. Who's really hiding behind that mask? And why? First of all: Got his first .22 when he was 5. I wonder what it was for? And also, is that a veiled threat there, Mr.Dawg? But the real question is, when did he get his first chainsaw? Ever notice how Dawg is gone for 4-5 days, nowhere to be seen, and then suddenly re-appears, shot out of a cannon usually and on fire posting week old videos and other absurd threads? It's like he's overly happy about something. But where exactly was he those days he was gone? And what was he doing? And why is he so fucking on fire? Is the answer: Harvesting body parts? But why? When Dawg first created the dawgsaloon, it wasn't exactly the most happening place Sure, you had posters like BethSucks, and that admin who literally thinks he's an ape, and honestly acts like one too, but let's be real for a second, if the internet was a nightclub, dawgsaloon in the early stages would have been the glory hole in the men's bathroom. So, Dawg thought...if I can't get posters to come to me..why not just make my own? His first experiment was codename: DreamTheater, later nicknamed @Dream Theater After fishing a bloated corpse out of the texas river, Dawg went to work to try to reanimate it and program it to become a valuable poster on his site... But these were early years, and Dawg wasn't experienced. Things went horribly wrong. Dawg had basically taken a bloated corpse, replaced the decomposing brain with a fresh one from a chimpanzee, zapped it a few times, and hoped for the best. What he got was an insanely cliche biker tough guy obsessed with appearing manly and masculine who liked to drive around on a dumb bike and pretend he was a badass. Dawg set him free. He was a lost cause. The good news was that he had managed to actually create a new poster, because @Dream Theater did actually start posting on dawgsaloon, albeit meaningless posts that lacked substance, originality, and any real human thought to them. Dawg wasn't deterred. He knew he was on the right track. He changed his game plan for his next "experiment". This time, he was going to build the poster from scratch...using fresh parts. Being in Texas, the Wild West, it was too easy. Dawg did the logical thing and donned a mask made out of human flesh, and went to work collecting new body parts for his experiment. Finally, it was complete. Dawg had created the perfect poster. One who would become a mod on his site, and eventually succeed him. @Anfkid was born. In reality, the project was a failure. Anfkid had no personality, no creativity, terrible judgment, and was an all around ignoramus moron retard. He spammed threads, became obsessed with certain posters..Dawg had created a troll bot, but one that was actually a living thing. He had created a monster. But Dawg couldn't accept that he had failed. Even when his monster's body began failing, Dawg wouldn't let up. He promoted him to Mod. "I'll fix you, Anfkid. Don't worry, daddy will fix you." So if you're wondering where Dawg goes when he's away...now, maybe you know. And that is the conspiracy theory.