Entertainment garypagetwo Tinder conversations thread

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I'm kinda drunk so lets do this. Starting convo's with a few chicks and you guys can help me reply if you want, or just see what happens :p

    I always start the convo with:

    Hey [​IMG] [​IMG] What's up?
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    First reply from a 19 chick:

    Hey [​IMG] In bed watching TV. You?
     
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  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Don't be a retard Gar.
     
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  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    actually the problem with tinder convos is that I always start them when I'm drunk and then when I'm sober the next day I don't want to continue them :/
     
  6. BethSucks

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  7. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Gar, love.

    Tell em you're looking for your soulmate.

    Chix eat that shit up!!!

    :c
     
  9. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    @wife is a whore give this young romeo some romantic responses
     
  10. BethSucks

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  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I think I changed my mind, I probably shouldn't be trying to pick up chicks now. I seriously need to lose 10lbs first :/
     
  12. gitchasum

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    Ask her if she has a mirror in her pocket.

    Tell her you can see yourself in her pants... She will be all yours.
     
  13. BethSucks

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    @RH Goatcabin will help you find one that doesn't care about a few extra pounds
     
  14. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    I bet you don't need to...

    ;)
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Cardio five days a week and a smoothie for breakfast.
    Drop the pounds in no time Gar.
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Rubbery nips
     
  17. gitchasum

    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    Bro finish your drink, binge like a motherf'er on a pizza and then start fresh Monday.
     
  18. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Gary, tell them you volunteer with special needs kids.
     
  19. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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  20. Dream Theater

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    [​IMG]