Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Apr 8, 2013.
It's still fucking unbelievable that Mr. Father, Coach, Plays-Sports-With-Sons threw that abomination. I think it was nasally Wolfie that said it was like a two-year-old, how they just wind their arm and as soon as they let go, the ball's flying in some crazy direction, even when you're only two feet away from him.
thats an insult to most 2 year old's
didn't he get a pitching coach or some shit, too? what a monkey.
Gary.....big sports guy
A grown man... born and raised in the United States of America... hiring a pitching coach... to learn how to throw a baseball 60 feet.
That's just fucking sad, man.
I hate baseball and I could throw a split finger fastball right over the plate...gary's an emasculated monkey fag.
He can't swing, either!
Mocking Gary about throwing like a retard never gets old.
To this day Gary still thinks he can throw a ball. It was just a few weeks later that he went on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and Jimmy asked Gary if he wanted to redeem himself and show the world that he really can throw. Well, DaDa Dummy reluctantly agreed. He ended up throwing the ball at some poor woman's head who was sitting in the audience. Not once, not twice but three times! To make matters worse (much worse), a few weeks after that, Robin appears on Jimmy's show and Jimmy asks her to throw a ball from the same distance. Lo and behold she throws a strike!
Gary has deluded himself into thinking that he's a real human being instead of just being what he is... a poorly trained monkey. Although even a poorly trained monkey can throw his shit straighter.
what's worse than where the pitch ended up is what he looks like throwing it. he really does throw like a girl.
I've seen a lot of pro athletes throw just as bad.
i love how gary gets pissed at jimmy and said he set him up. he went on and on about it on the hss, saying he felt betrayed. after throwing the worst 1st pitch ever, gary was adamant he can throw a baseball like a hetero male and that pitch was just a fluke. you'd think gary would've been glad to have another chance, or three. sure jimmy put him on the spot, but it still came down to whether he can throw a baseball or not.
That's the most defeated thumbs-up i've ever seen
Holy shit, the dude doesn't bend his elbow when he throws. What a mess.
Typical Mets fan too, a loser who is use to losing on a team in the shitty part of town in the national league