Gary's Job - where dignity goes to die.

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Can you imagine dealing with Howard? Smiling and licking his ass when guy you work with doesn't show up to Dads funeral. Gary is so evolved. Hey there he is Mr Schvoogie button. Wonder how they like that onnew sports show?You cringing spineless pilot fish.
    I know what I don't do for a living. Lose self respect for money.
     
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    Remember when Gary was the audiences favorite and we all defended him. It didn't occur to anyone listening that all the ball busting was needed to keep the arrogant prick in line.

    Say what you want about Jackie but without him the monkeys true personality would have come out decades earlier.
     
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    I definitely hear what you're saying. But I have to admit, I don't feel bad for Gary at all.

    He walks around that mansion of his in CT by booking the same 8 guests month after month. In reality, what else does he really do?

    On top of that, Howard, that is the new loving, caring and PC Howard, rarely if ever dumps on him. It's been a long time since he's dug in to Gary with any real vengeance.

    I guess it boils down to karma. In order for him to live a life that's far beyond his talents, he has to take a few thousand shots through the years.

    Fuck Gary. Just another no talent HS staff member getting more than his talents are worth.
     
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    exactly he was like the working class hero guy . But very cagey . Jackie was the glue. NO doubt
     
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    Great points
     
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    Sticks and stones you no how that goes. Look at the crib he goes home to in Conn. Horse teeth is laughing all the way to the dentist.
     
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    Aren't they green? Ba ba beaver.
     
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    $500k or more per year as the Producer of a part-time radio show. 110 shows per year consisting of 25% commercials, 25% Blobbin's 'News.' Really not much to do except sleep on the job.

    Nice gig. It's coming to an end soon.

    I hope Baba Booey invested in plastics. Beth sure has.

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    Howard's Personal. he can keep his pad and loot.
     
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    I don't think he's been the producer since Howard signed with Sirius. He is part of the radio "talen" portion with Fred and Robin. Remember who Gary's rep is, ironically the same as the other three on the show.
     
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    The beginning of the end of THSS for me was the :quote: evolution :quote: of Gary from the butt of all jokes to a literal, sacred monkey.

    Part of the reason that I liked Sal so much was his relentless ball busting of Ma Ma Monkey (after Jackie left). IIRC, goofing on Booey stopped when his kids were old enough to go to school and get mocked for being the half-simian offspring of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes.

    I remember an early WUS where Booey and Hein were going off on a caller who had called in and busted Gary's balls. Gary commented that "monkey jokes just aren't that funny anymore." Hein lathers him up with a "you're right, Gar. On to the next caller..." :facepalm:

    I really wonder if Gar has socked away enough bananas from Howard to never have to work again. I really kind of doubt it, although Howard HAS paid him well.

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    A radio producer in NYC is a 70-90k a year job TOPS. It's generally accepted (and obvious) that he makes a few hundy thou a year, so he is doing pretty damn well.

    He can also cheat on his wife and have her stick around, surely for the $$
     
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    famtastic lol at Gary's request I plan to post more monkey pictures
     
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    I don't know Gar. I kinda think monkey jokes are funny.
     
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