Entertainment Gay Agenda wants in on Star Wars

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  1. Rodney21a

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    Star Wars hero Poe Dameron: is Disney brave enough to make him gay?
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    Oscar Isaac as resistance pilot Poe Dameron (Picture: Vanity Fair)
    Helen O'Hara1 January 2016 • 1:56pm
    Future Star Wars films might suffer financially if Oscar Isaac's pilot turns out to be gay - but perhaps it's a price worth paying

    You would be forgiven for thinking that the new Star Wars film, The Force Awakens, sticks all too closely to the template of A New Hope. The three leads are once again two men and one woman, all with immense and easy chemistry that could, like Star Wars’ original trilogy, set up a love triangle in future instalments. But if the filmmakers heed the internet chatter since the film’s first screenings, it would not be Daisy Ridley’s Rey at the apex of that triangle, but John Boyega’s Finn as a love interest for both Rey and Oscar Isaac’s hotshot pilot Poe Dameron. Internet fandom would have us believe that there’s a romantic spark on Poe’s part, because Poe is gay.



    10 Signs Poe Dameron May Be Gay

    Phot Courtesy of Disney
    He spends an awful lot of time in the cockpit...


    BY GLENN GARNER
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    It’s been two weeks since Star Wars: The Force Awakens hit theaters, and by now, you’ve probably heard all the theories. The most popular theory seems to be that Poe and Finn are the new Anakin and Padme. The idea of the Star Wars universe acquiring its first queer character has blown up throughout gay geekdom.

    Oscar Isaac even seemed to hint at the romance on Ellen:

    “I think it’s a very subtle romance that’s happening. You know, you just have to look very close. You have to watch it a few times to see the little hints.”

    With fan fiction and theories of the blossoming romance taking hold of the Internet, we have our own ideas.

    Here are 10 things about Poe Dameron that made our gaydar go off:

    1. He’s searching the galaxy for a guy with his own island.

    Aren’t we all? Granted, this guy is a Jedi who could bring down the First Order.

    2. He has a strong threshold for pain.

    And maybe he doesn’t mind the bondage that Kylo Ren has him in. You say interrogation, he says foreplay.

    3. He can convert guys.

    To the light side, that is. Aren’t we all just living in our own little Storm Trooper closet until we accept who we are?




    FOR FUCKS SAKE..... FAGGOTS GOTTA FAGGOT
     
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  2. StRyDeRxX

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    PLEASE keeps this gay agenda bullshit out of Star Wars. This is getting re-god-damn-diculos! :mad:
     
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    Wasn't Star Wars gay enough?

    And seriously, it's not crossing a boundary for pan-sexual acceptance until someone starts fucking R2D2. Wake me when that happens.
     
  4. Winst

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    I have always dreamed about sucking on a sexy lightsaber.

    .....but it all comes...to an end when it goes in deep and my tongue activates the blade on switch.

    What a way to blow...Err...I mean go.


    ....many bothans....many bothans.
     
  5. Murcielago

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    Make Kylo Ren gay, that will really fuck with people and their agendas.
     
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    Finn isn't a homo . He went through too much to rescue Rey . Po on the other hand could be . He seems a little too into Finn.
    :gayhand:
     
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    Yeah I could buy that he is gay and went evil because he couldn't deal with it. I think a lot of Nazis were homos .
     
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    Luke wanted to fuck his sister. This is worse?
     
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    He got better when he found out though .
     
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    Could anything be gayer than Jar Jar Binks? Don't gay it up too much Star Wars.
     
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    Nah

    in the novelization the Poe is into Rae.... so that's where the writers intended it to go before you and your uncle Levin tried to shoe horn in homo to a guy appreciative of seeing the guy who saved his life alive...
     
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    Do we have to shoehorn LGBT stuff into everything?

    It's exhausting....
     
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    I thought his character was the weakest one in the movie and actually was a little disappointed when he showed up alive.
     
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    calm down and have some Campbell's soup
     
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    Who cares.
     
  17. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I agree I think @killallposers summed him up best
     
  18. Rodney21a

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    HOMEOS CONTROL THE ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA

    SO

    UNFORTUNATELY

    NOTHING CAN BE DONE
     
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    Oh right. Hopefully this new guy will get better when he realizes cock tastes gross.
     
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    when I was a kid I always thought the dark side and the death star was gay
    they didn't seem interested in having any women on it and the death star had a gay aesthetic and of course they treated the contractors that built it like shit. Darth Vader had mommies issues