Gay dog almost euthanized.

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  1. Morrisb

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    A Tennessee dog owner sent his pet to be euthanized because he suspected the dog was "gay." Fortunately, the pup was later adopted.

    A Jackson, Tenn., resident surrendered his "gay" dog for euthanization to the Jackson Rabies Control Animal Shelter on Jan. 29 because he saw his male pitbull/American bulldog mix "humping" another male dog, the Examiner reports.

    The Huffington Post confirmed with Jackson Rabies Control, a high-kill shelter, that the dog had been surrendered because his owner believed he was "gay."

    Although animals can be gay, dogs mount each other to express dominance, for play or because of nervousness/excitement, Psychology Today notes. (Huffington)

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    He was adopted by a woman from a shelter and his name's Elton. :jj:

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    whoa whoa whoa stop the clock. Animal's can be gay? Some one got the study handy on that lil tidbit?:dontknow:
     
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    That's one of my favorite SP's :lol:
     
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    I'm sure any pet living with Howard has to take it in the bucket. :cool:
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

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    Just because they fuck doesn't mean they are gay. Until they can speak with another species there is no way to decide if their behavior is what we call homosexual. The bugs they site with male assholes being damaged the same as the female cloaca are damaged doesn't state if there is also damage to local tree bark with holes in them. In other words, those bugs might be sticking their dicks in anything when their desire to cum overtakes all other desires. It doesn't mean they are gay, it just means they are horny and possibly really stupid.:dontknow:

    I do appreciate the links though :hat: I have neever really looked into the subject because of my feelings above.

    It cracks me up. We were taught how all the sciences have been wrong throughout history. 50 years from now kids will be taught about how wrong our science was in the same ways. Human's don't get it because they can't get it. They can only guess and postulate which get's proven wrong with newer guesses.
     
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    Ok. Come to my place. I'll tape your mouth and fuck you.

    There. You're not gay. You didn't say anything. :jj:
     
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    You're 100% right, I wouldn't be gay. I'd be rape raped and have a really sore ass though. :c
     
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    Hey, I didn't say anything about rape. You're wearing the tape voluntarily so you don't slip and say something. 'Cause that would make you gay. :jj:
     
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    ^I didn't come out of no fucking armoire, pal. I came out of a proper closet. :grad:
     
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    nah I had the tape on after you got all huffy that I pulled out a copy of Miss America and tried to show you how being gay is just a male's way of hiding from adult responsibilities! I couldn't blame ya for it :jj:
     
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    Ah...another Dr. Sarno disciple. I see. :bigthink
     
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    How could I pass up such an easy out :c
     
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    Why isn't pelican on the list?