gay! i woke up with a giant subterranean zit on the side of my nose.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    i look like this today.

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    except there's no white head. it's just big and red and swollen and i look like w.c. fields.
     
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    don't you have some makeup to cover that up? :c
     
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    i wish. :sad:
     
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    plus how can you cover up a nose that's twice as big as usual.
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

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    at least i don't work. took the day off.
     
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    I had that the other day for 3 days. It never came to a head but it did ooze out some puss finally and now it's gone. Fuck ed up I tell ya.
     
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    work it. you'll be able to build up a head and splash the mirror with it by noon.
     
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    Try holding a hot washcloth over it...that'll draw the puss to a head quicker :dontknow:
     
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    At least it's not on the inside of your nose.those are the worst
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

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    it fucking sucks! i'm going out to do some shopping today (softshell jacket shopping!) and now instead of looking all killer i'm going to look like a be-pimpled fool.
     
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    that'd be fucking awesome. i might see if i can pop into the dermatologist all quick this morning.
     
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    Quality post son
     
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  17. Harry Gibbs

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    ha cha cha cha chaaaa!
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

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    will do bro. thanks!

    omg those make me cry!
     
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    you need to lance that shit
    what's wrong with you?
     
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  20. Harry Gibbs

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    always.