Gay Pride Parade

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    http://www.theonion.com/article/supreme-court-rules-favor-most-buck-wild-pride-par-50768

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    WASHINGTON—Following decades of debate over the constitutional right to same-sex marriage, the U.S. Supreme Court today handed down a 5-4 ruling in favor of the most buck-wild, balls-to-the-wall gay pride parade this country has ever seen. “After reviewing the constitutional underpinnings of this case, the court finds that it is discriminatory for states to deny the right to the most out-of-control, bonkers gay pride parade that anyone could possibly imagine,” Justice Anthony M. Kennedy wrote in his majority opinion, which outlined at length the elaborate floats, billowing rainbow flags, and phalanxes of outlandishly dressed participants, barely scratching the surface of how completely bananas things are about to get. “This decision confirms what should be obvious: The government cannot prevent a nonstop bacchanal surging through the streets of every American city. We’re talking half-naked lesbians covered in body paint, rollerblading homosexuals in brightly colored Native American headdresses and sparkling gold briefs, as well as hundreds of thousands of supporters losing their fucking minds while ‘I Will Survive’ blares at 150 decibels. This is going to be an absolute shit show.” The Supreme Court’s landmark decision was reportedly appended by a concurring opinion authored by Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor in which she agreed that the right to “an uninterrupted three-day batshit insane rager” was mandated by the U.S. Constitution.
     
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    Look for the transgender coopa culpa
     
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    Howard and Ralph
     
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    Will the traffic and ass-less chaps be discussed on the show tomorrow
     
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    Someone was shot. Cnn is salivating with a weeks worth of programming lined up.
     
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    next to the Christopher St Halloween Parade, this is the one of the best spectator activities in the city. Just don't take the subway: in the heat it stinks of women who believe they have to not bathe or wear underwear to proclaim their militant lesbian positions. its naked, unshaven women in bib-overalls everywhere in midtown.
     
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    Turkish police use water cannon to disperse gay pride parade
     
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    I hope there aren't any more ISIS flags at any Gay Pride Parades.

    Cause there's way too many dildos and butt plugs on it.
     
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    Parades are gay
     
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    I was at pride in SF about five years ago and had a blast.
     
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    I go to ours sometimes just for fun. There are a lot of boring floats (govt depts, local businesses) but some really funny ones with outrageous costumes and nudity.
    I never know what to do with all of the condoms they hand out.
     
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    My cousin and his fiance said they planned on attending the Chicago version today. They said they havent attended it the last few years and were looking forward to it.
     
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    The gay parade was fun as shit to watch in Miami a few years back. But as was stated, parades are gay...
     
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    I went to the Chicago parade every year. Always had a blast and almost always hooked up with. (with a girl)