Gays of Dawgsaloon, have to ask..what your opinion of Howard being a closet gay?

We've all seen the threads about Howard's potentially being a closet gay. The shows he watches, the terms he uses, those f*ing scarves!!! And he always declares how hetero he is..that makes me suspect.

But I'm sure some of youse have better gaydar...grommit?? FFF? Thoughts???

If Howard came out, it would be no big deal IMHO...

 

Good way of tricking the gay guys into outing themselves by responding to this thread. Oh wait...

 

You ask a lot of questions, even for a broad!

 

Got ya!

 

I'm convinced him and Ralph are a couple. No jokes, total seriousness. Why else would that leach be on the payroll?.
Also, I remember watching some Howard trivia game and the way Beth and Ralph joked with each other looked like Ralph was her gay BFF.

 

Ok ok!! I'll quit posting threads.

 

Mmmmmmm beautiful cock

Oops is this microphone on Robin?

 

That closet door is made of squeeky clean glass.

 

THANK YOU Gromit for posting in a serious mannah.... (can't rep you again)

 

Grommit is a cool gay. Not a silly boy like that FFF.

 

Also, whenever he talks about having sex with beth it sounds so phony and forced. It's never failed, the "straight" guys that I've gotten with are always the most vocal about their "exploits" and always say a few key words that make it obvious they're full of shit.

 

Thanks buddy! I like his opinions too, although he's a bit more intense than me. I like hearing that perspective from time to time though.

 

No keep posting threads! I don't think he's gay I just think he's neurotic.

 

Gromit, would love to hear your comments on Michelle Bachmans' husband.

 

Oh, he's totally gay. I'm expecting a Ted Haggard type meltdown here shortly. So many devout christians around here are very flamboyantly gay. Also, many of the folks that run the types of places he does are gay.

 

Thank you!!! I agree!

And the God Hates Fags dude...what about him?? Me thinks he is SO gay, that that is why he lashes out so much...he can't come to terms with his own sexuality.

 

I have known a few married couples where the husband is gay. They don't always get divorced. People marry for different reasons I guess?

 

Fred Phelps is one fascinating motherfucker. And kind of funny, too.

I listened to one of his sermons about Sweden and the "God-Damned SWEEEEDES" and it was full of lulz.

But yeah, he's got issues. I want to say he also discourages reproduction.

Yet he has children.

It's a whole thing.

 

Fred Phelps? I usually just throw those people into the "thou doth protest too much" pool.


This actually brings up a topic that I would love to be able to discuss, but gays get so sensitive about it. I really and truly think that if a man is obviously effeminate, 9 times out of 10, he's gay or at least leans that way. I really think it's that simple. There's this syndrome called Klinfeldters Syndrome that makes a male have 2 x chromosomes. So they're XXY and are generally more effeminate (by a large margin) then a XY male. Scientists conceded that the likelihood of these particular males preferring the same sex was very high.