Entertainment Geek Breakdown Of New Star Wars Film...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HS Cult Leader, Dec 19, 2015.

  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    The story broken down and analyzed.

    Contains spoilers:





    This is the same guy that's an expert on Game Of Thrones
     
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    No spoilers review:


     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    That chick has no tits and her light saber looks like she made it in 7th grade shop class.
     
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    OK, I made it three minutes. Being a geek is one thing, but being a BORING-ASS FAGGOT GEEK WITH SWEET FUCK ALL TO SAY is another thing entirely. That guy deserves a glowing, rotating light saber up his butt without benefit of lube. With fresh fucking batteries.

    1. Figure out what you have to say
    2. Throw it all in the first draft
    3. EDIT WHAT YOU HAVE SO IT'S NOT A MASSIVE STEAMING PILE OF SHIT
     
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    In the review he loves the movie but in the WTF segment he tells you why it's really so bad.

    Super fanboy not wanting to admit JJ/Disney fucked it up. Guarantee the 2nd installment is released just as Star Wars Land opens at the theme parks.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Not no tits, but not much tits.

    NSFW (barely)

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