GEICO Commercials Are Not Funny

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  1. Tigger Please

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    They are written for those who think shows like "America's Funniest Video" really are funny.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fire is hot
     
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    Flo isn't funny, either.
     
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    I promise you that they don't care whether you think they are funny or not but they are delighted that they are in your head. That's the whole point of advertisements. Me, I'm a Flo man, myself.
     
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    I actually do have them, but it isn't because of their commercials. I've had them for about 12 years. I think back then the commercials were more generic.
     
  7. Tigger Please

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    Sorry, the next time I start a thread I will remember to post some caulk pix for you to keep you interested!
     
  8. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    That broad deserves a punch to the face.
     
  9. HaroldJackson

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    I will never get Geico because of that fucking lizard.
    That ugly bitch is too fucking annoying too but I think I have her kind if she's Progressive.
     
  10. Scott

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    Commercials are gay.
     
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    Flo needs to get fucked in the pooper
     
  12. Scott

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    I think I'm glad I don't know who flo is. Not a TV guy. And when I do watch something it's on the DVR so I don't see commercials. Winning.
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Demonoid doesn't have commercials. :coffee:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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  18. Scott

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    Nope. Neither does Netflix. I watched Breaking Bad season 1-3 on Netflix and 4 on Demonoid. Not commercial fucking one.

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  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Same here my Nigerian
     
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    Jessica from State Farm, i would run a school bus full of first graders off a cliff just to sniff her panties

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