Gender-Separate Bathrooms Might Be the Next to Go

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  1. peterfonda

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    I don't know who I feel sorry for, men or women. I know how gross men are, I've heard rumors on how gross women are.
     
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    i've been in women's bathrooms that were so bad, i could retch. unflushed toilets with bloody tampons on the floor, urine on the toilet seats, poop floating around unflushed.

    i think women are probably worse because there's more to contend with...then to add insult to injury the slobs don't wash their hands.
     
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    we don't need to know whats behind the curtain. we prefer the cleaned up smells like roses version of you broads, however precarious that is.
     
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    by the same token, i'm highly offended that genders are divided into separate cans.
     
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    is it going to be considered sexual assault, if I'm jacking in my stall while some broad is taking a dump next door?

    If I stand too far back from the urinal, is some cunt going to be able to claim indecent exposure and sexual assault?
     
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    I think that's why they have shira law in the middle east, to prevent unscrupulous women from claiming sexual assault.
    I don't even think single men can eat in the same establishment as women, I think there are male and family rooms.
    Ally McBeal had gender neutral bathrooms and nothing bad ever happened.
     
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    or is it so horny unscrupulous men can rape women when they get the urge...or were you being facetious?
     
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    I don't think that is why Ally McBeal's law firm had gender neutral bathrooms
     
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    was referring to sharia law which favors the men of course.
     
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    it's hard enough to time your stall-exit without being seen by male co-workers. Can you imagine a 4 flusher and you stroll out and "oh, hi Debbie...is that meeting still at noon"?

    What is wrong with good ol' fashion modesty? Fucking world has gone insane.

    Joking aside, how funny will it be to "whip out your dong" when not just adults use the restroom?
     
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    And BTW, the restroom at my place of employment has shiny, black tiles on the walls. If you are taking a leak you can totally see the dude's asscrack like in a mirror in the stall next to you like it or not.
     
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    if I see boys at a urinal or alone in a public bathroom, I gtfo.
     
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    They can have my toilet when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
     
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    I had job interview once and wasn't all that excited about it, but the gender neutral bathrooms were the deal breaker. Sorry guys, some of you are smelly pigs.

    I agree with @isabella also regarding gross women's restrooms. It really bugs me that these assholes have no respect for the people who clean up this mess for a living.
     
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    Smart move.

    Btw, what's with the little kids who's parents teach them to drop trow to their fucking ankles to take a piss? I've thought of trying this as an adult just to see the reactions.

    I'm go to a movie theater, walk into the restroom and 5-year-old Timmy has his whole asshole hanging out. At what age do they learn to stop doing this?
     
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    My favorite is when I am in a stall and certain guys will come in to piss and just start grunting and blasting gas loud as hell at the urinal and then let out that loud "sigh" at the end. The fuck is physically wrong with these guys? Are they goofing on me?
     
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    no kidding, not cool in todays climate. it would be funny if adult did that, I know I've seen that on some skit show.
     
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    I heard a guy in a stall making all kinds of the usual sounds and when he burped, he actually said, excuse me.:D, ......like dude, that ship has sailed.
     
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    when I was in college I use to do some janitorial work at the college to help pay the bills. not only was I surprised how filthy the womens bathrooms were, I was surprised on the stuff they wrote on the walls often worse than anything guys would write