Generic Evening Thread, Wed, Jun 5, 2013

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Neesie, Jun 5, 2013.

  1. Neesie

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    :hat: Neesie
     
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    oh here we are perfect timing I am now stuck at a long red light and I'm on my way home see you all later I have a very busy evening but I will
    I will try to check in
     
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    at least its not the train

    :c
     
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    Hi Neesie!


    Today in creepy customer stripper stories from their forum.



    if you feel creeped out, don't do it! that's not being hypersensitive that's having boundaries and asking to be respected. don't ever feel that you are being too over sensitive if you don't like something that somebody is doing to you. you have a gut-feeling and intuition for a good reason! listen to it, and don't ever feel bad about doing that

    heh, i have a lot of similiar experiences..like this one guy at work likes to wait til my back is turned, then lick his finger ( and i mean drool dripping from it) and then try and touch my pussy with it! absolutely grotesque and disgusting to me!! i've had so many guys try and touch my pussy i can't even remember all of them, but its something about him getting it all drooly and waiting til my back is turned that just makes my flesh crawl!! he tries it with other girls too and they hate it as much as i do..i had to be pretty stern with him last time. god, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit!



    The blowers are always my number one creep out, along with tongue wagglers...

    But there was one guy....paid for me to dance after dance after dance because he wanted to see me sweat (fine, a little unusual, but ok)...then he paid for an hour in VIP in order to stroke the sweat on my skin...and when it started to dry up, he would get me to dance again...and then wipe at it with his hands...and when his time was all up....HE LICKED IT OFF.

    The man licked my sweat off his hand. *shudder
     
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    I shall return :buhbye:
     
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    dear lord Lambert
     
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    Can I lick your sweat?
     
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    thats working for a living right there

    :coffee:
     
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    Ok first time was this guy who always did dances with a girl who looks a lot like me and had been dancing longer. He was her regular and I had no idea why she didn't care when he started talking to me. He always talked about the gym etc and was a nice guy. Well he came in one day wearing basketball shorts and me, being the newbie that I was, thought nothing of it. We went back for a dance like we had before and the fucker didn't even last one goddamn song! I jumped the fuck up when I felt my thigh was wet, grabbed my bag and squirted hand sanitizer on my lady bits immediately. I said "umm you owe me!" He handed me 60 bucks. and I ran to the shower in the dressing room and dumped rubbing alcohol all over my freshly shaven pubic area. Oh the burn! I walked out expecting he would be gone and the fucker was STILL THERE! He wanted to talk...WTF?! He stayed a good hour, just chatting up the bartender with his crusty, gooey Indies on. The other girl he saw and I had a laugh over him, but YUCK! Wish she would have warned me.




    So tonight I had this customer who started out as a cool dude, he paid me $20 just to talk to him for the first song, and got 3 minimal contact dances following that. Very talkative -- like... would not shut the eff up the whole time -- by the middle of the third song I brushed my knee next to his pants and felt something WET but I wasn't sure because sometimes I do that and it ends up being the dude's cold zipper so I finished the song and asked "What .... is.... that wetness?" and he goes "...what do you think it is??" I'm like "UGHHHHH WHYYYYY DID YOU NOT SAY ANYTHINGGGG WHAT THE HELL MAN".. He apologized and said it's been a long time and tipped me $20 and I was like "No. More." and he gave me another 20 but I am still not happy. I'm not distraught, I understand a lot of guys have dick problems and that's why they come into the club but DAMN it is not fun when that happens.
     
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    I killed the thread. Gonna go watch some baseball now.
     
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    you might have crossed a line
     
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    were all showering

    :c
     
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    i'm going to see Shane Victorino rehab tomorrow night
     
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    Fascinating. :coffee:
     
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    Tomorrow night is the draft. Red Sox pick 7th I believe.
     
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    yup. the last time they picked 7th they picked Trot Nixon