Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Neesie, Sep 23, 2013.
why you home early?
Because I almost bled to death
Now this is intersting! Go on!
Her monthly bill came early
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
From my lady parts. It's a whole thing.
Are you having a beer?
Yes. I'm always drunk. And fat. And alone. Always.
you're not that fat
You're not that stupid.
It generally doesn't gush. Unless you were me. This morning.
I hope your day goes swimmingly Neeeeeeesie.
Fuck tha haters
A period callout thread? This has to be a first.
I gotta say, I'm fascinated. Is this a condition, does it happen a lot. Did the doctor gave to cram a bunch of folded up bed sheets in you using one of those civil war cannonball stuffing sticks?