Generic I Didn't Bleed to Death Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Neesie, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    52,096
    Likes Received:
    7,564
    why you home early?
     
  3. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
    Because I almost bled to death :uhammer:
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    52,096
    Likes Received:
    7,564
    How?
     
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    28,649
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    74,582
    Likes Received:
    24,595
    Now this is intersting! Go on!
     
  6. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    28,649
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    74,582
    Likes Received:
    24,595
    Her monthly bill came early
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,060
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,939
    Likes Received:
    53,397
    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
    From my lady parts. It's a whole thing. :coffee:
     
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2012
    Messages:
    30,013
    Likes Received:
    1
    Are you having a beer?
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
  11. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
    Yes. I'm always drunk. And fat. And alone. Always. :coffee:
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
    you're not that fat
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    28,649
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    74,582
    Likes Received:
    24,595
  14. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
    You're not that stupid. :coffee:
     
  15. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
    It generally doesn't gush. Unless you were me. This morning. :ufacepalm:
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,597
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,305
    Likes Received:
    26,883
  17. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2012
    Messages:
    30,013
    Likes Received:
    1
    I hope your day goes swimmingly Neeeeeeesie.
    Fuck tha haters
     
  18. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

    Reputations:
    39,835
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    48,652
    Likes Received:
    23,359
    A period callout thread? This has to be a first.
     
  19. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

    Reputations:
    260,921
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    84,991
    Likes Received:
    19,898
    Callout??? Okay... :dontknow:
     
  20. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    28,649
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    74,582
    Likes Received:
    24,595
    I gotta say, I'm fascinated. Is this a condition, does it happen a lot. Did the doctor gave to cram a bunch of folded up bed sheets in you using one of those civil war cannonball stuffing sticks?