Generic I Didn't Bleed to Death Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Neesie, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. Neesie

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    why you home early?
     
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    Because I almost bled to death :uhammer:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    How?
     
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    Now this is intersting! Go on!
     
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    Her monthly bill came early
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

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  8. Neesie

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    From my lady parts. It's a whole thing. :coffee:
     
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    Are you having a beer?
     
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    Yes. I'm always drunk. And fat. And alone. Always. :coffee:
     
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    you're not that fat
     
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    You're not that stupid. :coffee:
     
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    It generally doesn't gush. Unless you were me. This morning. :ufacepalm:
     
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    I hope your day goes swimmingly Neeeeeeesie.
    Fuck tha haters
     
  18. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    A period callout thread? This has to be a first.
     
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    Callout??? Okay... :dontknow:
     
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    I gotta say, I'm fascinated. Is this a condition, does it happen a lot. Did the doctor gave to cram a bunch of folded up bed sheets in you using one of those civil war cannonball stuffing sticks?