generic you can only die once so quit describing stuff as if you died when in reality

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    you wouldn't be able to describe shit to anyone because you would be dead as in only once.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    hello
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    sup
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I am fading fast
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Dexter is over I have nothing left to live for
     
  8. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    Far out dude
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Dexter didnt die
     
  10. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    listen, DBD...I did that poll a while ago...can you be on your death bed more than once? the results were yes, yes you can....thank you
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    yea, DEATH BED!!! That's not dying

    "I was on the operating table and died 7 times during surgery" is like saying "I divided by zero". IT CAN'T BE DONE!!!!

    You die and you're dead. Case closed.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No someone show some damn tittys!
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    it's almost 2 and i'm still in my jammies and on the internet. woot. :cheer:
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Reading this made me die 3 times
     
  15. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    jesus!!!! Tittays!!!!! Death bed!!!!!!!
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's my favorite Metallica song
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's my favorite Metallica song
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That's my favorite Metallica song
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Why is this happening to me?
     
  20. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    well, welcome back. any out of body experiences?