Gentleman for $25,000

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    would you put your erect penis in an anaconda mouth while a black midget was riding you like a bull?
     
  2. Habit Forming

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    Da fuuuuuuuck?!
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    welcome to HELL :devil:
     
  4. Swayze

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    Anacondas have lotsa sharp teeth

    So yeah I'd be all over that
     
  5. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    ....how big is the Anaconda? :right:
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    kanye are you wacking it to this thread hitting f5?
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    it will be a 2 year old anaconda
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    never post in my threads again you feminine retard faggot
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    does it have to be fully erect?
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    there will be fluffer garden snakes to help you with that
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    what do you mean by "riding you"
     
  13. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I don't know how fast they grow....as long as it's not big enough to bite my cock off, I'd say we're a GO on this....but $25G, AFTER TAXES...
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    this is the gayest thread on the whole board, asking dudes what they do with their erect penis' lol, why don't you just admit it you wanna get on your knees and service everyone already??
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    the midget will get you your back and play "buck em bronco" while you fornicate an anaconda
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    is the black midget named Lil Mandingo?
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    didnt read :dancin:
     
  18. HeinousMark

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    Oohhhhh, good point. I was assuming it was like piggyback or horsie....
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yes AFTER TAXES
     
  20. TripTo My Taint

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    And I'm the creepy one...:rolleyes:

    Faggot.