Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Sep 12, 2016.
Am I right?
Dave Matthews tells a story about how that happened to him too.
I was in just my underwear when it happened to me. Went after this chick who was leaving in a huff.
They had a house phone at the end of the hall and a bellman got up there lightning quick with a new key. NBD
The chick came back the next morning and made up for everything
Borat did it better.......
Thanks, dawg. This is the hardest I've laughed in quite some time. That dude rules.
And props to whomever collected and spliced the cctv footage.
Locked myself out of my barracks room while showering at Fairchild Air Force Base. Climbed out a hall window and walked along a pretty decent ledge and climbed into the wrong window at first, naked. Woke up some really surprised guy. But I finally found my window.
I usually take the stairs.
I guess he won't be doing that again.
Ya know...in hindsight, that would have been a better idea.
There would be a slapping noise all the way down
I thought this was going to be about a guy crapping in his pants...this was so much better.
I avoid this situation by never leaving the bathroom\shower wearing anything less than a pair of boxer briefs. No one ever needs to see my junk smacking around as I walk
The next woman that says to me "oh that's so hot, turn around and walk back and then walk again toward me so I can watch your cock and balls shaking" will be the first time ever a woman requests/likes this.
I was barefoot and shirtless ... at least I had my pants on. Had to go down 5 floors to the front desk. Still it was embarrassing.
Just find the maid's closet first. Sheesh.
Happens to me all the time. Intentionally.
@Schmoopy can you please unblock me? We have left each other alone and I just want to enjoy your gimps and comments again.
Offering an olive branch, let's let bygones be bygones and move forward with no hate.