CCTV Gentleman: This has happened to all of us

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Am I right?

     
  2. Bye You!

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    Dave Matthews tells a story about how that happened to him too.
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I was in just my underwear when it happened to me. Went after this chick who was leaving in a huff.

    They had a house phone at the end of the hall and a bellman got up there lightning quick with a new key. NBD

    The chick came back the next morning and made up for everything :hump:
     
  4. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Borat did it better.......
     
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  6. Bye You!

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    Thanks, dawg. This is the hardest I've laughed in quite some time. That dude rules.

    And props to whomever collected and spliced the cctv footage.
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    Locked myself out of my barracks room while showering at Fairchild Air Force Base. Climbed out a hall window and walked along a pretty decent ledge and climbed into the wrong window at first, naked. Woke up some really surprised guy. But I finally found my window. :jj:
     
  8. potroast

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    I usually take the stairs.
     
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    I guess he won't be doing that again.
     
  10. Bye You!

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    Ya know...in hindsight, that would have been a better idea. :jj:
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    There would be a slapping noise all the way down
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I thought this was going to be about a guy crapping in his pants...this was so much better.
     
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  13. Scotty4x4

    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    I avoid this situation by never leaving the bathroom\shower wearing anything less than a pair of boxer briefs. No one ever needs to see my junk smacking around as I walk o_O
     
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    Scotty4x4 Light It Up Blue!! Staff Member

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    The next woman that says to me "oh that's so hot, turn around and walk back and then walk again toward me so I can watch your cock and balls shaking" will be the first time ever a woman requests/likes this. :ucoffee:
     
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    I was barefoot and shirtless ... at least I had my pants on. Had to go down 5 floors to the front desk. Still it was embarrassing.
     
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    Just find the maid's closet first. Sheesh.
     
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    Happens to me all the time. Intentionally. :gflash:
     
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    Ditto.
     
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    @Schmoopy can you please unblock me? We have left each other alone and I just want to enjoy your gimps and comments again.

    Offering an olive branch, let's let bygones be bygones and move forward with no hate.
     
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