Gentlemen don't think long and hard before they blow their load in a crazy broad

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    We just wanna fuck.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    ...and he was white --btw
     
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    nutt happens :dontknow:
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    The client?
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Crazy girls tend to be the best in bed.
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    my boyfriend
     
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    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    Ahhh
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    So do we, :p
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    You know what I want baby. :marx:
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    Slut
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I posted ages ago, in some Howard Forum thread about how I powered through a blow job after my boyfriend/client spent the night in jail after getting pulled over for driving without a license. He had stanky balls :jj:
    Of course the story had morphed into something else
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    :jerkit:
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    The way I heard it the CO's watched while you serviced all of cell block E
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?

















    Bubble gum :spaz:

    BRB. I'm heading to the museum to find some more jokes.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    @Shivvy
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    your torrid affair with shiv?
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    Golly