News Gentlemen: Have you had your prostate massaged lately?

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  1. dawg

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    It’s Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, so man up and make sure you get screened with a PSA test

    September marks the beginning of Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, so I’m putting out a call to action to all men to understand this prominent disease and get screened.

    Prostate Cancer is an often-forgotten disease, falling behind the pink ribbons of breast cancer, but what most people don’t know is these are parallel diseases. Take a look at the similarities below.

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    I think the doc said when I'm 50 he'd hit it and quit it.
     
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    Not by a medical professional


    Or anyone else
    But I just asked the wife if she would do it for me
    She said if I keep asking her gross shit she's not gonna let me play on the internets no more
     
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    @hoochieking has his prostate pecker checked on the reg.
     
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    i avoid them unless my prostate is dancing. it's 2015 and they still have to stick a finger up your ass? :mad:
     
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    Walk it off!
     
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    My sister's a nurse, she works in a urologist's office in a hospital. She was telling me that they have male models who come in to be used as a teaching aide for prostate exams. Yeah, a guy comes in, gets naked, then 30 people jam their fingers in the guy's ass.
     
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    Do they pop boners in front of everyone?
     
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    Read somewhere that getting your 'State massaged is not good for it......Stretches and can lead to impotence.........
     
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    I'll ask the next time I see her.
     
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    Is the symbol a brown ribbon?
     
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    I'm willing to bet someone has an orgasm before the day is finished.
     
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    Howard related because he had one of those guys on the show at some point.

    I have had the exam a few times but not in the past 3 years. I have a physical planned for October and yip its on the list.

    by the way of the 233,000 cases per year....28,000 result in death. So get checked people.
     
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    I dont even like my own poop touching my asshole
     
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    they pay people to do that for prostate and gyn exams in medical and nursing schools. they are not male models though. mostly old creepy people. supposedly they make decent coin.
     
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    My dad has prostate cancer so yes I'll have to get it done when I turn 40.
     
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    GaryPuppet? Is that you?
     
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