Gentlemen, this is why you should think long and hard before you blow your load in a crazy broad

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I'm representing and really great guy, who made the mistake of knocking up a women. Of course they tried living together and it failed. For almost two years he's been fucked over by the court, the broad and pretty much everyone else. He came to me after being made to pay a visitation center to monitor his visits.

    Mind you the guy is employed full time, never been arrested, no drug or alcohol abuse in his history. In one court appearance I got the supervised visits eliminated, the visits have been going great, and the kid, now has expressed a desire to spend overnights with dad.

    I proposed a schedule that slowly phases in the overnights over the course of the next six months. I got a counter proposal, that gave hiM much less time. No big deal, we should be able to come up with a decent compromise, you would imagine. This however, was also proposed, I have been practicing 28 years, and had thought I had seen it all

    Parenting Responsibilities & Proof Thereof

    During his parenting time with CHILD, FATHER shall ensure that CHILD eats, brushes his teeth, bathes, naps, and sleeps in a bed of his own (that is, not FATHER'S’ bed). As proof that CHILD naps in the afternoons and sleeps in the evenings, FATHER shall take pictures of CHILD napping and sleeping during each and every overnight in 2015; and FATHER shall transmit said pictures to MOTHER via text message or e-mail during each and every overnight in 2015.


    Of course my response was basically "fuck off, there isn't a judge in the country that will order such insanity" So of course, now the pyscho mother has filed a motion for his medical records because he called her in February, and was drunk.


    So men, KEEP IT WRAPPED

     
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  2. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    @Chriza has been ordered by the court to take and post a picture of him eating everyday. True story.
     
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    tl;dr
     
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  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I like having sex with chicks
     
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  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    So we are sticking with Teeney?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    do so at your own risk
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Nothing good ever comes of it
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I jizzed in my ex-gf about 7 times during my unemployment road trip, and that bitch is crazy as fuck.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Well arent you just a little black Einstein
     
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    Yes :(
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Pussy is pretty much the best thing ever. Ass and tits are right up there at the top of the list, too.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I just put it in the Lord's hands.
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    You are wise sir
     
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    I put it in my PP Doc's hands years ago.
     
  15. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Sometimes you just gotta.
    That last broad I banged I half wanted to knock up so she wouldn't dump me which she did the day after I fucked her
     
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    Good luck trying to find a non crazy broad to blow your load in, I'll be over here getting a handjob from Sasquatch.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    will the lord jack you off or something?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    "Never trust something that bleeds for five days and doesnt die"
    Mr Garrison
     
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    Very, very good advice. Your dick will lead you into trouble you cannot easily escape from.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Rubbers suck! I hate them!