George Clooney gets his balls ironed

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  1. ooogie

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    Nurse Jamie

    Testicle Dewrinkler: George Clooney’s Balls Are Leading the Scrotum Tightening Movement
    Back in January, George Clooney told Italy's Max magazine, "I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles. It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ‘ball ironing.'"

    Yes, one can now get their testicles ironed. A spa in Santa Monica added the "Tighten the Tackle" treatment to its list of services last year, and the $575 non-surgical treatment has apparently been in high demand from dudes who want lasers to zap their b-sack and "remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum."

    According to Nurse Jamie, who is a well-known celebrity beautician, "Down there the skin ages, it’s a thinner skin like that around the eyes." And while the aesthetics of your scro' may not be your number one concern, it's apparently a hit procedure with A-list celebs, bankers, lawyers, and other guys who now offiicially have more money than they know what to do with.

    Nurse Jamie states that her male clientele has gone from 15% of her total patients to a now whopping 40%, who now pay an average of $900 a visit for various services, including the "Male Laser Lift," as it's called on her site. According to the celeb beautician, the results of having your balls ironed out last up to four weeks, and she recommends around six sessions per client. "It has a high patient satisfaction," she claims. If this is something you're interested in, go nuts!

    http://www.complex.com/style/2013/06/george-clooney-balls-ironed-lasers
     
  2. Lou Cypher

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    Is this from the Onion? :scratch:
     
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    Lasers and testicles don't mix.
     
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    Gotta be a joke, the more disgusting the better. Ladies need to fear them, be terrorized by them to the extent they're waking up in cold sweats muttering 'calamari' for the next decade.
     
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    Is Clooney is doing it, you know Howard has already made his appointment.
     
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    Cloontang has the smoothest balls in all the land.
     
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    [video=youtube;Anm44OEkFFk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk[/video]
    Had to do it.
     
  9. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Yeah Clooney made a joke.
     
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    How would a laser remove wrinkles? They cut shit away they don't shrink, which is what you would need to do to make your balls tighter. Hair removal and discoloration, yes, wrinkle remover...no.
     
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    She said The Scro......The Fucking SCRO
     
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    this proves he's gay (if it's a real article).
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "Nurse Jamie" looks like a porn chick with the generic plastic surgery.
     
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    leatherballs
     
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    If you want to shrink your balls, dip them in ice water. It's not permanent, but it's free.
     
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    You know how many women get to see Clooney's balls in a four week span! It's worth it for him, even though he was joking..ahem.
     
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