George Costanza on Aurora tragedy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,548
    Likes Received:
    48,665
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,548
    Likes Received:
    48,665
    Can I sue Jason for pain and suffering?
    I can never enjoy Seinfeld again....:bigcry:
     
  3. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    23,254
    Likes Received:
    3,487
    George Cantstandya :pissed:
     
  4. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    30,063
    Likes Received:
    2,254
    Wow, that's a new one. Why not go with "millions" if you're gonna make shit up?
     
  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,548
    Likes Received:
    48,665
  6. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    7,334
    Likes Received:
    1,066
    100,000 shot and of that 31,000 fatalities from what I read. does seem like alot though :dontknow:
     
  7. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,548
    Likes Received:
    48,665
    Wig glue.....I bet he does lots of aluminum too!
    [​IMG]
     
  8. SleepingWarrior

    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    4,614
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    10,928
    Likes Received:
    5,243
    LOL even with suicides included gun deaths are in the 35-40k range so I don't know where in the fuck Jason pulled that 100,000 number out of.
     
  9. LobsterTails

    LobsterTails Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    171
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    1,807
    Likes Received:
    1,451
  10. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    7,334
    Likes Received:
    1,066
    its the total shot number, not the fatalities.
     
  11. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2012
    Messages:
    6,487
    Likes Received:
    24
    take care, brush your hair.
     
  12. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,548
    Likes Received:
    48,665
    Aurora tragedy = every week in Chicago

    Where are all these leftys when urban Americans communities see this scope of (illegal) gun violence all the time.
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2010
    Messages:
    94,548
    Likes Received:
    48,665
    worlds collide.....:facepalm:
     
  14. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    7,334
    Likes Received:
    1,066
    :tzone:
     
  15. SleepingWarrior

    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    4,614
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    10,928
    Likes Received:
    5,243
    But but but Chicago has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation so that can't happen! You lie!
     
  16. IHateHoward2

    IHateHoward2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    621
    Likes Received:
    372
    Man I can't wait to hear what Stephen Baldwin has to say about this....
     
  17. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    7,480
    Likes Received:
    5,597
    Detroit man arraigned in 3 Flint shooting deaths


    FLINT, Mich. — A 20-year-old Detroit man has been arraigned on charges of murder and assault with intent to commit murder in the shootings of three people and the wounding of a fourth in Flint.

    Simpkins was arrested Wednesday after the early morning shootings. He called police to report that he had been assaulted and that two people were dead.
    Prosecutor David Leyton said the shootings occurred during a house party after one of the victims "began to harass, taunt, tease Mr. Simpkins by saying, `You're crazy' or something like that.'"
    A 20-year-old Detroit woman who was choked and shot twice escaped through a window.
     
  18. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    30,063
    Likes Received:
    2,254
    Surely, Alexander wasn't trying to manipulate facts! Couldn't be!

    I like that he claims that anybody who buys an AR intends to "use it"...meanwhile, there are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of ARs owned by civilians in the US. Every manufacturer from Colt and S&W to Ruger and Remington are making them now. I hope the evil gun owners don't all "use" them at the same time! :ohnoes:

    This is my favorite line:

    Gun are owners are "forcing" people to not seize their shit?? WTF?? What an idiot.
     
  19. SleepingWarrior

    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    4,614
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    10,928
    Likes Received:
    5,243
    Meanwhile I'm sure Mr Alexander has employed armed bodyguards many times in his career while he thinks the citizenry should be left with no such means to protect themselves. It really does amaze me how its these rich fucks with their palatial and highly secured compounds who want to take guns out of our hands.
     
  20. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    50,047
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,602
    Likes Received:
    29,731
    he posted it online in his blog also. i keep wondering who wrote it for him.