George is leaving tomorrow to his forever home

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Tomorrow I say goodbye to this little angel.. You've been such a good boy #george #iloveyouforever
     
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    Mother Theresa pales in comparison to Saint Beefus
     
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    Beth will be biting off his head tomorrow and sucking youthful blood from his brain. Goodbye George! #foreverdead
     
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    I thought George Takei had passed away.:bigcry:
     
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    #she's #a #fucking #dummy
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    That man hand is looking pretty gnarly.
     
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  7. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    George is probably thanking his lucky stars
     
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    This Beth O is really bugging me today. First of all, she's at her HOME and wearing an appropriate Winter sweater. Please keep this in mind, Beef, when you do your next stupid book signing!!!

    I'm not on Twitter, but I know about #'s because of Jimmy Fallon's bits. "I love you forever" is something 12 year old girls write in each other's year books. Ask her in 5 months who george is and she won't know. And I bet he isn't special enough to be in Yoda's next book. :argh:

    I have a fever and a cold and I'm cranky, but even when I feel better this post will be correct. Enough you attention hog BeefO
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    When looking at these threads, I often think....what will beff be doing 10 years from now. Will she be laying around on the floor, taking selfies with ki'ens? If not..what nonsense will she be up to?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    George is the lucky one. It is those he leaves behind in that house of horrors we should feel sorry for.
     
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    She'll be in Key West with Sirius money.
     
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    For sure. But doing what? That's the mystery. Laying on the floor of her closet, rolling around in handbags and shoes?
    When does she give up trying to 'be someone' and just crumble.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    How in the world will George stay warm??? He's used to 11 chimneys worth of heat!!!
     
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    Wonderful, tomorrow we'll be treated to photos of Beth wearing a ridiculous hat and practically strangling poor George while she hands him over to some mutant. Can't wait.
     
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    I imaging Beth and Katie Lee, on the beach, popping Oxy's like tic tacs.
     
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    Regardless of where he ends up, I'm sure George will be happy to get away from Creepyville.
     
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    "Hold still George! Hold still damn it! My millions of adoring fans are waiting breathlessly for another kitten photo! One of the other kittens ended up with a broken leg when he wouldn't pose for me, you better behave!"
     
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    How about tomorrow when she drops off the mangy cat she realizes that their never going to turn into real children and she completely loses her shit and starts bashing this cat into the wall in front of its new owner while she screams at the top of her lungs, "I WANT THESE FUCKING CATS TO TURN INTO THE CHILDREN I WANT, WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY OWN CHILDREN??!!" Then all the sudden, her past as a Arab whore and the night in the Dubai hotel when her uterus was used as a punching bag for a gangbang with a bunch of sheiks comes back to haunt her, Ronnie has to escort her back to the limo trembling and crying as the new owners of George are left with his bloody pulp of a body!!! Just food for your imaginations. ;):D
     
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    #deathgrip
     
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