Stern Show George Lopez

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    George Lopez killed today on The Show. Very honest and funny.
     
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    Mugsy Well-Known Member

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    How big is his cock? Is he uncut?
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Scumbag got a kidney from his wife and then divorced her.
     
  4. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do? VIP

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    Didn't know this.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Some get married for the vag, others the tits, some even the bunghole. But I real man ties the knot for an internal organ. Go George!
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...he was hired to play a casino in canada but he was so drunk he was all over the floor of the place, sloppy ass slurring drunk.
     
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    Love the George Lopez show. Great characters.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    She filed
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    ...and if I recall, she asked for the kidney back :jj:
     
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    Funny, real dude. Big fan
     
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    I think he cheated.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    I like him.
     
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    And Mexicans LOVE their kidney beans!!
     
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    Great Lopez line - If Trump wins the election he is taking a tunnel back to Mexico!
     
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    Eh. He's one of the comics that is always reminding you of their race/religion. He's like Shuli. Just replace every utterance of "Jew" with "Latino." I guess it plays to that audience. But it's one note and boring to me.
     
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    Constance Marie is so fucking hot. I routinely whacked it to her on that show
     
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    Porque ella es una puta
     
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    How much is he worth?
     
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    What's wrong with that?