George Takei Should Be Spiderman!

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  1. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;_sUrQWsUjTA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sUrQWsUjTA[/video]
     
  2. Mr Doodle

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    Wouldn't be as good, he'd just climb buildings shaped like a penis
     
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    He'd shoot webs from his dick and do some Goblin of his own.
     
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    George is a riot :lol: :lol:
     
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    I can see him now flying around in his Spiderman costume with a hatch in the back like the old long johns used to have,for easy access to his bung hole.:)
     
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    I always wanted a pair of those until I realized they were impractical for anything other than assplay.

    The allure is you can poop in winter while still staying toasty. But I don't know about you, but I can't throw down a #2 without simultaneously pissing. Who wants to piss the front of their jammies?

    Maybe my science is off, but the only practical use for assflap PJ's is some ol' timey gold prospector buttseks. Someone get the guys from Mythbusters on the phone.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Why Spiderman? I think he'd be a mean Deathstroke.
     
  9. Goods

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    Right? And if you do attempt it, which I did once, it leaves you feeling uncomfortable.