Gerbil covered in mayonnaise.

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by JRoyle411, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    As I am listening to last night's podcast, I can't help but notice that Artie is the one who sounds like he swallowed a G.C.I.M........He gives the blob so much shit for this but I often hear him making the same if not more disgusting noises.........Mike your thoughts?
     
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    I guess it is a reverse Richard Geer fantasy that Artie or Mike has?
     
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    Well, except Artie's gerbil also snorts cocaine and smokes. Variety.

    And more seriously the worst I hear from Artie is coke throat, not mayo glurg.
     
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    The third hour was awful. He was croaking like a frog at the end..
     
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    Frog lololo
     
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    Anytime Artie says a word that ends in hard K sound, I want to gag. Especially Newark... It comes out like Norkkkkckkkkckk. He needs to reign that shit in. :fil:
     
  7. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    That is exactly what I'm talking about. When the blob does that he blows him up for 10 minutes, but he does it for any word ending in k. It's fucking disgusting.
     
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    I've noticed it too. Pretty nasty.
     
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    Nope I was right, deep dry drug throat, no mayo. Blobshitti normally exhibits WAY more grease. (Wed hr 3)

    Not that Art isn't disgusting mind you.
     
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    You are so right. Funny he gets on Boshitty for his awful Staten Island accent. This coming from a guy who says "gabagool" instead of "capicola" in a pathetic effort to sound Italian, even though he has never spent a day of his life there.
     
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    Well, you probably know better than me, I'm from the west coast so my exposure is limited, but I get the impression Artie's not trying to sound authentically Italian, but trying to sound "Italian American" (born in the US). Which, I'm just guessing but I think most of them don't speak the language, and just know a few slang words. Like Yiddish.
     
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    Lol, yeah that hard "ck" sound at the end of his words is pretty bad.

    Has anyone noticed how he says "Oregon"? It's not gross like the hard K, but it irks me.
     
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    Yeah it's worse than that. It's a NJ/NY bastard patois that revels in purposely slurring otherwise beautiful Italian words, just to be in the dumb clique. Artie training others to mispronounce mozzarella is particularly bad. He really doesn't think it's a joke that he says "moot za rel". The Twins speak Italian better.