Get Drunk, Spend Thanksgiving In Jail

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker She's Really Fucking Mental Gold

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    Play stupid games win stupid prizes
    A family member of mine will be spending thanksgiving in the Hoosegow, No roasted Turkey dinner, No yams,stuffing,cranberry sauce,pumpkin pie W\cool whip No Black Friday shopping, stupid cunt can't drink to relax or to celebrate the holidays full throttle in the bottle to straight off the rails violent drunk.
    Goddammit son:backpedal::ss:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Not having to see some of my relatives would be awesome.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Probably better off in jail than making a drunken spectacle of herself at your house.
     
  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Can I trade places with this family member? Please
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Who wouldn't want to spend Thanksgiving in jail eating one of those jail choke ass sandwich as you watch a drunken passed out bum shitting, pissing and farting on himself at the same time.
     
  6. Tigger Please

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    The drama ensued yesterday; I'm ready to go home now
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Did I miss something?
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Holiday arrests make me feel all warm inside.
     
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    Not much; just my brother being a ween. I stopped by to drop off a birthday gift to his girlfriend. He is not happy until he makes everyone miserable on holidays, so I keep my time there brief
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Do cops get to take home any leftover Turkey loaf from the lockup?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Only if they want the shits.
     
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  12. NipplesAndToes23

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    My nephews will be over soon with the babies!!!! :prancing:
     
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