get ready Dave...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by freds, Sep 16, 2015.

  1. freds

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    TOS time.

     
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    surfs up dude
     
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    Fuck is this?
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    you ever watch or read the news?
     
  5. freds

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    those poor bastards in Japan will get the tsunami again.
     
  6. artiesoffspring

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    His dog will survive, Dave will drown because his wet hair is too heavy.
     
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  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is a perfect time to review the Daves Triangle of Safety.

    Shit is about to go down. :grad:
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Why is this NOT on page 1 of Google Image? :fil:

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    12/7/41 :mannyshrug:
     
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    I think you want to inverse the triangle of safety for tsunami
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Well, yeah, after its done, you need to get the fuck out before shit sets in like cement.
     
  13. freds

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    i'm leaving for Detroit at 6 am tomorrow.

    please clean up the debris before i return. :hat:
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Yikes, what did you do wrong?

    Safe travels. :hw:
     
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    i'll send you a pic of what non smokeable vegetation looks like. see you soon, bro.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Bring water back.
     
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    That doesn't even make sense. Put the pink arrow over your head and you're toast.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Mad shit and dangerous debris is much much bigger than the pink arrow.

    I fit in the pocket made when mad shit and dangerous debris falls onto the bed and overflows onto the floor. :grad:
     
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    What if it misses the bed and just hits you Dave? Just stand in a doorframe like you're supposed to.
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :facepalm:

    The door frame is where you go to die. After shit has gone down, how many door frames do you see intact? Here, the answer is easy, no door frames ever remain intact.

    Meanwhile, there are Daves Triangle of Safetys all over the place.
     
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