WTF Get ready fatties: chocolate slices

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  1. Stretch5000

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    You can now buy sliced chocolate in Japan—sandwiches will never be the same!

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    Despite its alcoholic-sounding name, Japanese company Bourbon actually specializes in chocolate. Still, its latest product seems like the kind of so-crazy-it’s-brilliant idea born out of a flash of heavily inebriated inspiration.

    Behold: sliced chocolate!


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    Each pack contains five two-millimeter (0.08-inch) thick slices of what Japan calls “nama chocolate,” a rich, creamy confectionery that’s not as sweet as fudge, but more intense in flavor than ordinary milk chocolate. The unique shape allows Bourbon’s inventive new treat to be used in a variety of ways.

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    Order here
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    holy fuck only one picture would have sufficed
     
  4. Stretch5000

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    You make your threads your way, I'll make mine my way.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ok dude im sorry...GEEEEEEEZ
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    great old movie "Bread and Chocolate"
     
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    Chocolate on sandwich bread?

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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    Those two atomic bombs hurt those people badly. Tentacle porn. Chocolate slices. It's sad, really.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'll take Nutella and marshmallows baked into puff pastry over this any day :drool:
     
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    I would spread a thin layer of peanut butter on that and roll it up like a joint.
     
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    This guy is hoping they sell these at Costco. He'll buy the whole crate.

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  13. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Kanye you dipped in chocolate ?
     
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    That.....sounds amazing.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Isn't that essentially Nutella?
     
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    Somehow I don't think this product is a healthful as it looks.
     
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    Maybe, sans hazelnut. Though it looks like it has the same exact consistency of Kraft singles.
     
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    A simple candy bar is not good enough for them?