News "Get well soon" balloon found tied to dead racoon.

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    Someone tied a 'Get well soon' balloon to a dead raccoon in Colorado.

    "BOULDER, COLO. - In what is perhaps a cruel twist of irony, someone in Boulder tied a "Get well soon" balloon -- you know, the kind you can buy at the grocery store -- to the back of a dead raccoon.

    The raccoon was spotted by Boulder Daily Camera reporter Sarah Kuta in the bike lane of Table Mesa Drive.

    The poor road-killed raccoon likely met it's fate at the hands of a car.

    Dunno what's worse, the raccoon or me creepily standing nearby watching people take photos of it. — Sarah Kuta (@SarahKuta) August 4, 2016

    Kuta has been tweeting the raccoon's sad ordeal on Twitter and was met with comments like "Only in Boulder" and "Wow. Boulder must be super lame for this to be news."

    But still, people are pulling over and taking photos of it.

    As to the origin of the balloon? Kuta tweeted that some people working for the city saw a man drive up and tie the balloon on the lifeless creature around 9:30 a.m.

    And for now the raccoon stays, with a helium-filled message of hope, tied to its leg."
     
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    I'm sorry but :giggle:
     
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    Gets me every time :cwl:
     
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    The poor road-killed raccoon likely met it's fate at the hands of a car.

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    9gag. I like the free cat one too.


    This is funny :bong:


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    Good god isn't that pic from 2008 ?
     
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    No irony would be if the guy going into the road to put a Get Well Soon balloon on a roadkill got hit by a car and killed, and ended up dead in street still holding the balloon.
     
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    Thank you!!!

    I laugh every time I see these pictures!!
     
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    Hey Richard, it's your dad, we've run into a bit of luck lately, some kids been putting get well balloons on some fresh meat, been so much easier to find now, me and mom been eating like kings. Well gotta go, talk to you later
     
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    I have an unreasonable fear of raccoons but someone on here once posted a gif of a coon stealing some food from a cat's dish and then running away with it standing UPRIGHT. So fucking funny!
     
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    Dawg will post the video next week.
     
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