Getting drunk out of necessity

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsPrenup, May 29, 2013.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Life is a pile of shit lately. Well, 'lately' is being too kind. My mood is improving as we speak.:derp::gift: :shots: Just had surgery on my hand a week ago, a mess. Just started a new position at work too, so I'm training and CAN'T TAKE NOTES. I can't run or work out to get rid of frustration - and I thrive on that. And I've been single for nearly my entire life too, so I'm jerking it daily and hate myself for it. And my mom is a very sick person - chose an ex-con pedophile over her children after my dad passed away from cancer about a year ago. FUCK. Life goes on, even if you think it's a pile of shit
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Im pretty.
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    How was ur moms head?

    edit read that wrong. :facepalm:
     
  4. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Drink up
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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  6. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i'll join you in a six pack or so
     
  7. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I've got a few beers if you need one
     
  8. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Drink
     
  9. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    have been
     
  10. mike25

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    fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

    [video=youtube;GmFp0I8AZqw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw[/video]

    wish i had something more to add then an appropriately titled video, but your life is fucked.
    don't worry, you got us :c
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I didn't read that...but do a shot
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hat:


    [video=youtube;-OO9LloDSJo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO9LloDSJo[/video]
     
  14. boxers

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    Your antique mom probly has a pharmacies worth of opiates stashed in her med cabinet and along side her bed....switch to opiates...she wont miss um
     
  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Great advice, panties. :nono:
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    That sucks man. I had hand surgery with a couple of big pins in there so I know that feel.

    Pedos should be put to death.

    Hitting rock bottom isn't bad but staying there is. Ditch the drinking and just workout anyway
    you can. Funny thing is I was at rock bottom when I had my hand surgery too. I would go on
    long runs at night until I was exhausted and I would lift using machines.

    good luck brah
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm sorry you are going through a rough patch. Good luck with your new job. :console:
     
  18. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Sadly no, it's a completely organic mental breakdown
     
  19. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the honesty. Scarily spot on
     
  20. boxers

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    Us fellow junkies need to use and recognize facetiousness when it is needed/applied