Getting drunk out of necessity

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HowardsPrenup, May 29, 2013.

  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Life is a pile of shit lately. Well, 'lately' is being too kind. My mood is improving as we speak.:derp::gift: :shots: Just had surgery on my hand a week ago, a mess. Just started a new position at work too, so I'm training and CAN'T TAKE NOTES. I can't run or work out to get rid of frustration - and I thrive on that. And I've been single for nearly my entire life too, so I'm jerking it daily and hate myself for it. And my mom is a very sick person - chose an ex-con pedophile over her children after my dad passed away from cancer about a year ago. FUCK. Life goes on, even if you think it's a pile of shit
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Im pretty.
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    How was ur moms head?

    edit read that wrong. :facepalm:
     
  4. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Drink up
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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  6. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i'll join you in a six pack or so
     
  7. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I've got a few beers if you need one
     
  8. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Drink
     
  9. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    have been
     
  10. mike25

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    fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

    [video=youtube;GmFp0I8AZqw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw[/video]

    wish i had something more to add then an appropriately titled video, but your life is fucked.
    don't worry, you got us :c
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I didn't read that...but do a shot
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hat:


    [video=youtube;-OO9LloDSJo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO9LloDSJo[/video]
     
  14. boxers

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    Your antique mom probly has a pharmacies worth of opiates stashed in her med cabinet and along side her bed....switch to opiates...she wont miss um
     
  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Great advice, panties. :nono:
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    That sucks man. I had hand surgery with a couple of big pins in there so I know that feel.

    Pedos should be put to death.

    Hitting rock bottom isn't bad but staying there is. Ditch the drinking and just workout anyway
    you can. Funny thing is I was at rock bottom when I had my hand surgery too. I would go on
    long runs at night until I was exhausted and I would lift using machines.

    good luck brah
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm sorry you are going through a rough patch. Good luck with your new job. :console:
     
  18. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Sadly no, it's a completely organic mental breakdown
     
  19. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the honesty. Scarily spot on
     
  20. boxers

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    Us fellow junkies need to use and recognize facetiousness when it is needed/applied